People have asked why I don't sell ad space on this blog. Well, now I have an answer for them. This blog was rejected by Google AdSense. The reason? Inappropriate language.
Profane language? Yes. Obscene language? Sure. Offensive language? Okay, if you're an old school marm from the Ozarks. But I object to the word "inappropriate". I say the language is APPROPRIATE for this blog, because it's my blog and I write what I want. I even warn easily offended pussy-ass bitchfucks to stay away, because I'm a sweetheart of a guy.
Despite my outreach to oversensitive nancycunts, Google AdSense chose to reject my blog, finding it too offensive to feature the ads for penile enlargement, mail-order fuckmates, and hard-on pills I see regularly on other sites. Let's not offend the delicate sensibilities of some hampster-hung doucheneck looking to introduce a kidnapped Asian minor to the joys of indentured servitude and hours of pharmaceutically-enhanced forced sex. Heaven for-cunting-bid.
I saw a blog today (one of my favorites) that featured Google AdSense, and the latest post contained the words "fuck" and "piss". In all fairness, that blog isn't as profane as mine, but everyone better watch out before the jackbooted thugs of AdSense decide all curse words (or all "dangerous" ideas, or all political thoughts) are forbidden.
Jesus on a trampoline, all I wanted to do was make a fucking nickel from this god damn albatross I call a blog. It doesn't matter anyway. Once I move I'll no longer have access to this borrowed computer, so my internet access will be sporadic at best.
Would someone do me a huge favor and email Adsense at adsense-support@google.com and tell them to fuck right off?
Profane language? Yes. Obscene language? Sure. Offensive language? Okay, if you're an old school marm from the Ozarks. But I object to the word "inappropriate". I say the language is APPROPRIATE for this blog, because it's my blog and I write what I want. I even warn easily offended pussy-ass bitchfucks to stay away, because I'm a sweetheart of a guy.
Despite my outreach to oversensitive nancycunts, Google AdSense chose to reject my blog, finding it too offensive to feature the ads for penile enlargement, mail-order fuckmates, and hard-on pills I see regularly on other sites. Let's not offend the delicate sensibilities of some hampster-hung doucheneck looking to introduce a kidnapped Asian minor to the joys of indentured servitude and hours of pharmaceutically-enhanced forced sex. Heaven for-cunting-bid.
I saw a blog today (one of my favorites) that featured Google AdSense, and the latest post contained the words "fuck" and "piss". In all fairness, that blog isn't as profane as mine, but everyone better watch out before the jackbooted thugs of AdSense decide all curse words (or all "dangerous" ideas, or all political thoughts) are forbidden.
Jesus on a trampoline, all I wanted to do was make a fucking nickel from this god damn albatross I call a blog. It doesn't matter anyway. Once I move I'll no longer have access to this borrowed computer, so my internet access will be sporadic at best.
Would someone do me a huge favor and email Adsense at adsense-support@google.com and tell them to fuck right off?
20 Comments:
I think I may have been rejected as well. I had an ad on for like 3 seconds and now-vamoosh-gone.
Fuckers.
Guess you'll have to call me when you don't have web access.
Damn Blogger AdSense!!
This is a perfect example of the CUNTIFICATION of America. For the love of twat, can't they see you are a rock star?
They make even more ridiculous decisions than this. I had a site that sold BB guns that they nixed Adsense from. Freakin' BB guns. But I tried to get even. I climbed a water tower near GooglePlex in California and fired round after round from my Daisy Red Ryder. You know, the kind Ralphie pined for like a little bitch in Christmas Story. Turns out I was too far away and the BBs fell harmlessly to the ground a few hundred feet from my intended victims. Either that, or, as I have long suspected, Google is surrounded by an impenetrable force field.
Okay people... we need to start a "Buy Todd A Puter Of His Very Own" fund. I will be so not amused if he can't blog cuz he doesn't have a computer.
What do those twatwaffles at AdSense know anyway? Screw 'em all!
what I'm a I going to do while you are away? I have no cable!!
thank goodness for my vibrator
I think it's a conspiracy started by the people at American Idol. See, this is what you get for bucking the establishment. Next time try fucking the establishment.
And Kitty, don't thank goodness for your vibrator. Thank me.
I think you should be proud of this distinction!
I think I'd actually be proud to be shot down by google adsense. It's a distinction of sorts.
Seriously.....
We need to raise funds to get you a laptop. Where do we begin?
Count me in on the computer fund. I cannot live without Todd's blog!
You are just about too adorable darlin'
I'll send you a computer.
Done! E-mail sent
:)
Todds... Told you! Smirk
So... am I the only one thats noticed the donate button...
I mean really 'fuck' and 'piss'... are kindergarden language in comparison.
Jesus on a trampoline... smirk
Make a nickel? That would have taken a while anyway.
It's really something when the internet's worst whores turn their noses up at you for speaking your mind. It's not like putting their ads on your site is going to lure 9 year old girls to read it.
I was rejected as well. Just another thing to add to the 'ole resume.
What a bunch of nancypants whore licking assmunches. They should give you an award for the most creative linking of profane language because it is a valuable, audience-pleasing gift.
E-mailing now...
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