Wednesday, October 25, 2006
It's a picture of me/Lebowski Fest Revisited

This is the first photo of myself I've ever posted on this blog (at least the first where I'm not wearing a donkey mask). I chose this picture for a few reasons.

1. I'm surrounding by the fabulous Derby City Roller Girls. They're cute and they'll kick your fuckin' ass.

2. The photo isn't a close-up. I'm way in the background and part of my fatness is hidden by the girls.

3. Seriously, don't even look at me. Look at the hot little blonde in front of me. Better, huh?

4. The white tent in the background makes me look less pale than I actually am.

5. When this picture was taken, on Saturday afternoon at Lebowski Fest, I wasn't drunk yet.

6. I'm the tall male in the picture, in case you're wondering.

7. How does David Letterman's writers keep coming up with those Top Ten lists? This is all I have.

Here's the guy who won Best Overall Costume at Lebowski Fest. He's "The Pope shitting in the woods." Yes, he brought "the woods" into the bowling alley with him. Yes, the fine folks at Executive Strike and Spare are extremely understanding.

One other quick Lebowski Fest fact...The three main "groups" at the hotel that weekend: Lebowski Fest participants; a gospel quartet convention; and a reunion of the surviving members of the World War Two 390 Bomber Squadron. In other words, well-dressed people who take delight in singing praises to the Lord and old men who were once shot at by anti-aircraft weaponry were both subjected to the sights, sounds, and yes, smells of grown adults acting like fools. God Bless America.


Blogger Monkey said...

I'm first!

This may be an odd adjective to use for a tall man, but you are adorable. Adorable I tell you!

I'm reserving a place in your armpit. Thank you.

Blogger Nick said...

you sort of look like a pimp in that picture. You got your head all cocked like "what up?" and slutty looking girls all around you.

Blogger Flounder said...

The blonde's hand is positioned to look like you have your junk hanging out.

Blogger EEK! said...

Gold brickin fuck yeah!

Blogger Übermilf said...

Flounder's working blue? I'm aghast.


You kinda look like Sysm.


I don't know why you keep going on and on about your weight. I've seen a lotta lotta lotta obese people, and you're not.


I wish I was in the roller derby. I've got skates and a nasty disposition, so I'm halfway there!

Blogger ginonymous said...


i was invited to join the ICT roller derby i didn't have comprehensive health insurance, nor a slutty outfit, i did not.

i want a lebowski fest.

Blogger Tits McGee said...

That picture makes me want to say SHAZAM!

(The one of you and the roller derby girls, not the pope shitting in the woods, although that is a genius costume.)

Blogger sonrisa morena said...

GGGRRRRR, who IS that tall handsome looking man on this picture??!?! that can't be my todd because my todd keeps telling us that he isn't handsome!!!

That is Todd's "junk" with the lifelike hand attachment .

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You really REALLY need to stop being so hard on yourself.

'Cause you're so wrong.

Blogger Cold Hands said...

what i wouldnt give to be joined by those girls in a large vat of pudding....

Blogger da buttah said...

you belong with those girls.

yes, i said those girls, which means ALL of them.

the pope is my new hereo....forrest and all.

Blogger miss kendra said...

can i just point out that you're as tall as the tent????

and you do look like a pimp. but a nice pimp, like henry winkler in nightshift. you know, with like health insurance for your girls and stuff.

i wanted to do derby, but considering my track record for injury, i figured i'd die.

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

You are not fat!

This makes me want to "dress up" as an employee who shits in her cubicle for work.

Blogger Rachel said...

Awwww....that's so cute!

I love you too man, and heart you and hug you and kiss you.

My God, man, would you stop giving yourself such a hard time? I'd bed you in a heartbeat.

Blogger Violet said...'re kind of hot. I'd have to agree with your other blogging friends on this one. Dude...let the truly UGLY people have their ADJECTIVE back. I think I'd call you "sleeper-hot" - maybe not hot at first, but then...bam! Hot. I bet you smell good, too.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

seriously, i reloaded 5 times and i still couldn't see the picture. can you describe it instead?

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

I would so ride your pony.

Blogger Egan said...

Recreating with the lesbians again I see. Very nice Todd.

P.S. check your email for a great song.

Blogger little ol' me? said...

Is it wrong that I photoshopped the girls out of there and saved your picture as my wallpaper?

I don't know what crack you're smoking.....but ugly you ain't!

Blogger Brookelina said...

You tall.

Me short.

Blogger Tits McGee said...

Way to rock the new template, baby!

Blogger katarina said...

You're beautiful.
Mommy likey.
Those girls are so lucky.

Blogger Cincysundevil said...

Good to finally see ya! I swear, it's like you're a pimp with all of those hotties around you. I've said it several times before but I'll say it again: How come I never meet nice girls like that?

Blogger afromabq said...

where is all your weight todd, 'cause i swear all i see is tall, dark and handsome . . . ok, the white tent helps. :)

Blogger Burr-ee-toe said...

Todd's the tallest one in the picture. I'm shocked.

Blogger Dr. Chingasa said...

OK bloggerland flirty-girlies. Time to put up or shut up. Todd needs some poon. You gals talk a good game but action is the only thing that counts here. As Todd's attorney, I hear him moan about the poon drought every weekend. Plus I can't afford any more trips for the therapy known as the nudie bar

Halloween party, mi casa, this Friday, costumes required. Email Todd for directions, give him some sweet lovin down by the fire, ya'll can crash at my place. So let it be written, so let it be done!

Blogger Übermilf said...

Can I just send well wishes and encouragement instead? I'm not that kind of girl.

Blogger Olga said...

Oh, c'mon Todd. You're a hottie and you know it.

Henceforth, you shall be known as Hottie Toddy in my home.

Blogger katie schwartz said...

that is so funny!!!! you sick, sick man.

Blogger Steph said...

What Nick said. The first thing that came to mind is, "He's PIMPIN'" :P

Blogger Dawn said...

LOL - I was expecting Lurch! You are way to hard on yourself man.

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

ummm, I was talking about an actual pony.

Blogger Crystal said...

From what I can see, you look pretty damned attractive.

I have room in my uterus for one more baby after this one. Rowrrr.

That was the most non-sexy thing anyone has ever said, ever. Lord, how I suck.

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