talented and outrageously hot Kendra would make it wholly amusing.
My not-to-be-named coworker recently went to a strip club called Crazy Coconuts. Yes, that is the real name of an actual low-rent strip club in Louisville; and yes, this is how my coworker looks and dresses, complete with the long shorts and damn-near knee high socks.
After he paid the cover and ordered an overpriced drink, my coworker was shocked to see the "entertainers" wearing two piece bikinis. He enquired as to why the strippers weren't actually stripping, and was informed that they were forbidden by local authorities to take off their clothes because the establishment was recently sited for operating a whorehouse in the back room. No, it wasn't one rogue stripper trying to make a little extra cash by offering her cootch to drunken patrons; this was sanctioned-by-management brotheling.
And did anyone consider shutting this place down for selling sex on the premises? Oh, heavens no, just don't let the dancers show their nips, because it's impossible for a woman to give a blowjob while wearing a skimpy bikini top.
Oh, one of the strippers was wearing a tracking ankle bracelet because she was under house arrest and could only leave her residence to go to work. It makes my head hurt too.
By the way, anyone who wants to know what exactly constitutes "sloppy third" will have to ask Kendra. You can find her at www.golden-state.blogspot.com
Thanks again, Kendra, for the great illustrations.