I have seen the worst website on earth that doesn't involve snuff films or child pornography. It is www.petsinuniform.com
Quite simply, a pathetic person sends his/her pet photo to these charlatans and they send back an image of the animal in full military costume.
Please, if you have enough money to pay for this bizarre service, mail the cash instead to a worthy charity. Then kill yourself.
This is about a gazillion kinds of wrong. It could lead to awkward moments at family gatherings:
Grizzled uncle: "Oh, that uniform your hamster is pictured in? I was wearing one just like that when I had my legs blown off."
Clueless tramp: "Doesn't Mr. Squiggles look precious?"
I guess this is what our military men and women have been fighting for all of these generations; so vile scavengers of human stupidity can profit from such an empty endeavor.
"Well, my dog didn't exactly storm the beach at Normandy as much as he scampered upon it."
Imagine a soldier coming home from three duties in Iraq to see a photo of the family feline wearing his uniform.
"Do you like the picture of Morris, honey?"
"Yeah. He kind of reminds me of that Roberts kid before he got shot in the face."
STOP IT! JUST STOP IT!