Monday, October 15, 2007
Less than well...

You know when it feels like someone is trying to skull fuck your eyes out from the inside of your head? Pull up your pants and get out of my noggin, you little socket fucker!

This just in: The Supreme Court voted 5-4 to give the Nobel Peace Prize to George W. Bush.

That's all I got. Hey, you get sick and try to blog.


15 Comments:

Blogger ÜberFlounder said...

It's about time someone recognized the greatness that is Al Gore. I mean, the guy invented the internet!

Blogger Tits McGee said...

Poor baby. Anything I can get you?

Blogger Tits McGee said...

Oh, and go fuck yourself, Flounder.

Blogger Scarlet Hip said...

Chicken soup. Nyquil. Apple juice. Saltines. Gatorade.

Trust me.

Blogger Scarlet Hip said...

Oh, and go fuck yourself, Flounder.

Blogger Übermilf said...

What ScarHip said, plus lots of rest and watching crappy game shows on TV.

Blogger ÜberFlounder said...

Haters!

Blogger Nick said...

Go fuck yourself, Me!

I feel sorry for Al Gore. Seriously, would you want an award that both Yassir Arafat and Jimmy Carter got? Be honest. Todd, hope you feel better soon, old pal. ::::::: It's Karma from your watermelon stealing days :::::::

Blogger zen wizard said...

Are you sure it's not, "For Literature"?

Blogger Rachel said...

Sorry you are sick hon. Rest and fluids - yes, Jack Daniels is a fluid.


Sending you good vibes!

Blogger Melissa said...

Anything you need to make you feel better, sickie? You know, chicken soup, orange juice, Jessica Alba bikini pictures?

Feel better soon, Todd. And I'm totally using the phrase "socket fucker" next time someone inspires my wrath.

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

Opposite Day has turned into Opposite Life.

Fuck.

Blogger Anthony said...

Yeah, go fuck yourself, Nick.

Aww, Toddles. I hope you feel better soon.

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