Friday, October 12, 2007
Say you're sorry, Bill!
In 2002, at the age of 11, Shawn Hornbeck disappeared. He was found in January of this year, living with the 41-year-old man who kidnapped him.

Most people felt sorry for the kid, but not Bill O'Reilly. He wondered aloud why the child, who was seen riding his bike around his captor's neighborhood, hadn't simply escaped. The idea that a young victim could be psychologically controlled by a manipulative sociopath was rejected by Mr. No Spin. He had this to say:

"The situation here, for this kid, looks to me to be a lot more fun than what he had under his old parents. He didn't have to go to school, he could run around and do whatever he wanted…there was an element here that this kid liked about this circumstance."

I mention this because the kidnapper, Michael Devlin, has since admitted in court to subjecting this boy to years of torture and sodomy. So, Bill O'Reilly may have been a little quick to dismiss Shawn's hellish imprisonment as an extended stay at Disneyland. "Hey, he didn't have to go to school, the lucky bastard. In exchange for a little ass-raping, the kid wasn't forced to learn things with his peers. Sounds like a fair trade!"

What is the point of this post? Well, that Bill O'Reilly is a horrible person who needs to think before he opens his sewer of a mouth.

The child's family is still awaiting Mr. O'Reilly's apology. I hope they aren't holding their collective breath.



16 Comments:

Blogger Cold Hands said...

Yikes. What an asshole. I hadn't heard about that.

I think ole Bill there should be in charge of paying the boy's therapy bills for the rest of his life.

Blogger miss kendra said...

some people really need to learn to keep their mouths shut.

unless you are the person in question, were there, or can suddenly read minds, you know nothing.

(not you todd. you in general.)

Blogger Übermilf said...

Dsiapfjaklj;aljfs;jf!1!!!

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Mother fucker!

Blogger Übermilf said...

that was for O'reilly. not you.

Blogger ÜberFlounder said...

Yeah, but Todd, he didn't have to go to school.

Blogger Tits McGee said...

Go fuck yourself, Flounder.

Blogger Scarlet Hip said...

And yet Fox news still gives him a show. Oh wait, that's right! It's Fox.

Blogger Beth said...

Gawd, I can't tell you how Bill raises my hackles and crawls my skin. Who the f*ck can honestly take that sleaze seriously???

Blogger Sysm said...

I liked the smear campaign on Graeme Frost, too. Bill-O was a strong cheerleader for that one, too.

Loathsome.

Blogger Dale said...

I can't believe someone hasn't kidnapped Bill and given him some fun yet. What a piece of crap.

Blogger Nick said...

I hope Bill O'Reilly dies, but first is subjected to years if torture and sodomy.

Blogger Steph said...

Clearly the dude is handicapped.



He's paralyzed from the neck up!
What a fuckhat!

Blogger yournamehere said...

cold hands,
he has the money. He puts his name on anything. Somewhere some right winger is at this very moment jacking off into an O'Reilly Factor Jizz Sock.

miss kendra,
I can read minds. For example, you would like a burrito for dinner.

ubie,
too mad to type? I've been there.

flounder,
you've convinced me. I was all wrong.

tits,
Flounder loves you, you know.

scarlet,
he sexually harassed one of his employees and they didn't see anything wrong with that.

beth,
I think Flounder likes him.

sysm,
speaking of loathsome, the Republican congressional smear campaign against Graeme Frost was led by Mitch "Ferret Face" McConnell, Senator from Kentucky. My tax dollars at work. I'm almost glad I don't make any money.

dale,
ugh, can you imagine having to hang out with Bill O'Reilly? "Just go. Please."

nick,
he's the reason I like to think there's a hell.

steph,
it's a fuckhat with an uncootered brim at that.

Blogger Martian Warlord said...

God-damn.
Why ah think old Bill would fit raght in here in old Deliverance-hickville.
Now if'n we can find Bubba and Big Slick we could just go up to old Bill's pooper and shoot us some corn-dogging right into it.
Or some such.

And I hope he died of ass syphilis.

Blogger Infidel753 said...

What this tells us is that Mr. O'Reilly reflexively assumes that regularly undergoing forcible sodomization is a situation that a person would naturally find appealing.

Given the recent wave of revelations about various prominent Republicans and fundamentalists around the country, this is not necessarily surprising.

Blogger poet1b said...

I think somebody should search O'Reilly's home and closets, he probably has his own sex slave, cause that sure sounds like enabling to me. This must be the worse commentary in TV history.

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