Thursday, April 03, 2008
They don't call it "soft rock" for nothing
Way back when I was in middle school, at a seventh grade dance, I was lucky enough to score a slow dance with "the girl who developed first". As we swayed anti-rhythmically and I rested my head on her breasts, the vapid, syrupy music of Air Supply kept me from getting an embarrassing erection. Thank you, Air Supply!


13 Comments:

So what keeps you from gettng boners these days?

Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

Duct tape.

Blogger ginonymous said...

restraining orders?

Blogger Tits McGee said...

Punches to the groin.

At that age, nothing would have been able to stop the launch sequence. God Bless you Sir.

Blogger Steph said...

lmao, your comment section is insane!
Air supply- Deflating erections since 1981.

Blogger Tracy said...

his female co-workers and customers?

I've heard a squirt or two of Chloraseptic works wonders!

Blogger John said...

I'm pretty sure Air Supply was considered Heavy Metal during those strange times.

Blogger Dale said...

I'm all out of love.

Blogger Tracy said...

And I'm so lost without you

Blogger Scarlet Hip said...

Soft cock.

Blogger blackdog said...

Funny but true story: while in HS I used to work for a co. here in Cali that provided roadies and touring equipment (sound/lights, etc) for everyone from Diana Ross and the Jacksons to Black Sabbath and Ozzy - including Air Supply. At the end of the tour in the summer 1983, the roadies challenged the band to a softball game. The band totally kicked the roadies asses, I kid you not....

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