This is what I got when I did a Google Image Search for Shovel Justice. Apparently it's a groundbreaking ceremony for a Hall of Justice somewhere. What's with some of the people having to share a shovel? They need to break ground on a decent hardware store.
What was this supposed to be about? Oh yeah...Shovel Justice, the idea that some people need to be hit in the face with a shovel.
Here are a few subjects I think are deserving of Shovel Justice:
People Who Blame Barack Obama for the Crazy Shit His Pastor Says
I know a guy, let's call him "Steve". The priest at his church had sex with young boys. Is this "Steve's" fault? No. Next distraction, please.
Who is Jack Johnson, you ask? The next time you're at Kroger/Safeway/Publix/Von's/Ralph's and hear a song over the PA that sounds like someone trying to sing while chewing aluminum foil and being double-nostril fucked, that's Jack Johnson.
Predictable, yes; but the last time I did Shovel Justice Dane was only totally sucking on a regional level.
Dumb Future Millionaires
A heavily-recruited high school quarterback called a news conference yesterday and announced "I have selected the University of Ohio State." Seriously. No, really. I saw it on ESPN. I think his second choice was the "University of Boston College". Some of you may not have known that the school is called Ohio State University, but I'll forgive you because they haven't been recruiting you for six months.
Fine, it already LOOKS like she was hit in the face with a shovel, but the question remains: How does she keep getting work? In major movies. With actors and actresses who have talent and appeal. It boggles, people.
That Creditreport.Com Douche
I already blogged about the shitty commercial featuring the guy complaining via song about his wife's bad credit, but now they've made two other ads starring this ass and his lousy band. In these spots he's working at Long John Silver's and driving a severely damaged Geo Metro. Yes, because he didn't use freecreditreport.com, he was forced to go to a used car lot and purchase a wrecked car. That was his only option. Well, that and suicide.
There are so many other folks who need Shovel Justice. Please place your nominees via comments.