Douchebag Sues Author For Calling Him a Douchebag

This douchebag is suing the author of the hilarious blog Hot Chicks with Douchebags, who used his image in a blog-based book entitled, imaginatively enough, Hot Chicks with Douchebags. From Smoking Gun:

Claiming that he has been unfairly branded a "douchebag" in the book "Hot Chicks with Douchebags," a Las Vegas man has filed a libel lawsuit against the volume's author and publisher. Michael Minelli, a 27-year-old club promoter, claims that the inclusion of his photograph in the book has subjected him to "hatred, contempt, and humiliation" and has resulted in "friends, acquaintances, coworkers, employees, and strangers alike" calling him a "douchebag."

Seriously, can anyone look at this scrote and not surmise that "friends, acquaintances, coworkers, employees, and strangers alike" have been calling him a "douchebag" his entire life? He's a Las Vegas club promoter who pops his fucking collar! He's askin' for it!

When this photo was taken, the "victim" was working the door at the Hard Rock Hotel's Sunday pool party, called "Rehab", an event that's widely recognized as the epicenter of Hot Chick/Douchebag commingling. In other words, this douchebag got to decide who was "worthy" of paying forty dollars to enter the Hard Rock pool area. It was his job to judge people, it's what he got paid for, and now he wants to sue someone for judging him? He should sue God, because this is sweet sweet justice on a Biblical scale.