Thursday, November 20, 2008
Douchebag Sues Author For Calling Him a Douchebag

This douchebag is suing the author of the hilarious blog Hot Chicks with Douchebags, who used his image in a blog-based book entitled, imaginatively enough, Hot Chicks with Douchebags. From Smoking Gun:

Claiming that he has been unfairly branded a "douchebag" in the book "Hot Chicks with Douchebags," a Las Vegas man has filed a libel lawsuit against the volume's author and publisher. Michael Minelli, a 27-year-old club promoter, claims that the inclusion of his photograph in the book has subjected him to "hatred, contempt, and humiliation" and has resulted in "friends, acquaintances, coworkers, employees, and strangers alike" calling him a "douchebag."

Seriously, can anyone look at this scrote and not surmise that "friends, acquaintances, coworkers, employees, and strangers alike" have been calling him a "douchebag" his entire life? He's a Las Vegas club promoter who pops his fucking collar! He's askin' for it!

When this photo was taken, the "victim" was working the door at the Hard Rock Hotel's Sunday pool party, called "Rehab", an event that's widely recognized as the epicenter of Hot Chick/Douchebag commingling. In other words, this douchebag got to decide who was "worthy" of paying forty dollars to enter the Hard Rock pool area. It was his job to judge people, it's what he got paid for, and now he wants to sue someone for judging him? He should sue God, because this is sweet sweet justice on a Biblical scale.


13 Comments:

Blogger Christina LMT said...

Makes you want to say, "Judge THIS motherfucker!" before punching him in the face.

Blogger Lil Sass said...

1. I think scrote is the most awesome word ever invented
2. sweet sweet donkey punch justice to this scrote of all scrotes

Not to mention, that mofo looks just like that gay guy from the movie Anger Managment, Luis Guzman in the face!
See for yourself:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0350079/

Blogger Jo said...

I don't think that I ever agreed with any of your observations based on physical assessment before, but this guy really does look like a dick.

Blogger NutzCarson said...

I beg you for the return of shovel justice.

Blogger dizzy von damn! said...

he does look like luis guzman.

also? a DOUCHEBAG.

Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

From Dilf: What a douchebag move.

So, the very act of him filing this lawsuit proves he is a douchebag. Your honor, I rest my case.

Blogger Scarlet Hip said...

If it walks like a douchebag and talks like a douchebag...

Blogger foundinidaho said...

Heh, heh...you said douchebag.

Funny stuff.

Hey, I have a nominee for Douchebag of the Century; I took my car to the dealer today to fix my squeeking brakes. While the service tech was test driving it, he decided to crash my car into fucking oblivion. That son of a bitch.

Blogger Tracy said...

I bet the brakes stopped squeeking though....

Blogger Burfica said...

not only does he have the popped collar, but the big ass bracelet and the unibrow to help instill him far in that douchebag catagory.

Blogger Johnny Yen said...

Man, what a douchebag. Oops-- I hope he doesn't sue me!

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