Disgraced Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich
University of Louisville Athletic Director Tom Jurich
Now I know why Jurich won't fire the shitty football coach: He's waiting for a decent bribe!
I sent a member of the highly respected Death Wore a Feathered Mullet news team to call Mr. Jurich and ask about the head coaching job. Of course, we taped the conversation. Here are a few highlights.
Our operative asked about the possibility of hiring a new coach, and Jurich said "This coaching position is a fucking valuable thing, you just don’t give it away for nothing. I’ve got this thing and it’s fucking golden, and, uh, uh, I’m just not giving it up for fucking nothing. I’m not gonna do it. And, and I can always use it. I can parachute me there and coach that fucking team."
When pressed for details about fan pressure to make a coaching change, Jurich stated "The fans aren't willing to give me anything except appreciation. Fuck them."
This will not stand, man! I don't give half a turd about corruption in Chicago, but when the integrity of a third-rate football program is called into question, it's time for action.