Krispy Kreme decided to give away free doughnuts on Inauguration Day. No problem there, right? The lure of free fried dough should easily trump partisan rhetoric. Well, not quite.
In a press release, Krispy Kreme said they would be "honoring America’s sense of pride and freedom of choice on Inauguration Day, by offering a free doughnut of choice to every customer."
A pro-life group - I think they're called the Kansas Koathanger Koalition - took exception to Krispy Kreme's publicity-minded generosity. They issued their own press release: “The unfortunate reality of a post-Roe v. Wade America is that ‘choice’ is synonymous with abortion access, and celebration of ‘freedom of choice’ is a tacit endorsement of abortion rights on demand.”
Really? C'mon...really? Krispy Kreme is just trying to get people through their doors on a Tuesday in January. No one was thinking about abortion until these nutjobs mentioned it.
Customer: "Yeah...let's see. I'll have six crullers, and could you please terminate my pregnancy?"
Krispy Kreme employee: "If you buy a dozen doughnuts and a large coffee, your abortion is free."
Starbucks is also giving away free coffee. But is it really coffee, or pennyroyal tea? Are those baby killers at Starbucks trying to pour abortifacients down the throats of Amurrika's women folk? Small minds want to know.
In a press release, Krispy Kreme said they would be "honoring America’s sense of pride and freedom of choice on Inauguration Day, by offering a free doughnut of choice to every customer."
A pro-life group - I think they're called the Kansas Koathanger Koalition - took exception to Krispy Kreme's publicity-minded generosity. They issued their own press release: “The unfortunate reality of a post-Roe v. Wade America is that ‘choice’ is synonymous with abortion access, and celebration of ‘freedom of choice’ is a tacit endorsement of abortion rights on demand.”
Really? C'mon...really? Krispy Kreme is just trying to get people through their doors on a Tuesday in January. No one was thinking about abortion until these nutjobs mentioned it.
Customer: "Yeah...let's see. I'll have six crullers, and could you please terminate my pregnancy?"
Krispy Kreme employee: "If you buy a dozen doughnuts and a large coffee, your abortion is free."
Starbucks is also giving away free coffee. But is it really coffee, or pennyroyal tea? Are those baby killers at Starbucks trying to pour abortifacients down the throats of Amurrika's women folk? Small minds want to know.
12 Comments:
It's great to know that every time I make a choice about, apparently, anything I'm killing babies.
Krispy Kremes for everyone!
Someone please tell them that stuff in the doughnuts is jelly.
The KKK (kkklever!) clearly learned this from Dunkin' Donuts and their ties to Hezbollah.
Abortion doughnuts for some, miniature American flags for others!
What a brilliantly delicious way to rid yourself of an unwanted child!
Geez! One more example of the nutjobs' non-ending nonsense. Those people don't have enough to do. Maybe they could do some volunteer work in institutions for abandoned and abused children.
So...If I buy donuts or coffee I'm a baby killer??? They used to scream that at my dad when he came back traumatized from vietnam. I think I'll eat extra donuts and drink extra coffee that day then go punch Jane Fonda in the face. hahahahahaha
Damn, if I had only known about those special abortion donuts, I wouldn't be hauling around two kids in a minivan now.
I just hope these moral vigilantes realize that when stores promote two-for-one specials, they're actually advocating gay marriage. Where's the uproar on that, I ask you?
But I thought donuts were hole-y!
Figures they're from Kansas...so many simple-minded fucks in this state that give the rest of us a bad name.
Squares!
They may take our abortions, but they can't take away our DOUGHNUTS!!!
Hi Toddy :)
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