Sunday, January 04, 2009
Hey, Emo Mike, who won the big game?
The University of Kentucky and the University of Louisville just played a game of basketball, and I'm going to let brand new Death Wore a Feathered Mullet correspondent Emo Mike tell you who won.

I'm a Louisville fan and I'm glad they won, regardless of how crappy they looked in the process. Emo Mike, however, didn't care either way. He cut himself not out of sadness because Kentucky lost, but as a bold statement against the exaggerated importance of sports in our superficial society; which in turn leads to our collective existence being ultimately worthless.

Emo Mike: Your one-stop party headquarters!


Blogger Scarlet Hip said...

That's gonna scar.

Blogger yournamehere said...

Emo Mike is a team player.

Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

Can I kick Emo Mike's drained corpse with a steel-toed boot?

That was a bullshit circus shot for the win. I hope EMO Mike killed himself after carving up his arm. Bastid.

Blogger Cladeedah said...

The new season of Rock of Love premiered Sunday. It's on a tour bus, and the tour started in Louisville, which totally made me think of you.

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