Sunday, December 21, 2008
An open letter to holiday customers
Fuck you, you bunch of pushy, ignorant, annoying, rude, proudly stupid, cluelessly tacky, sense-of-entitlement-having puddles of butt-fuck runoff. Choke on your fucking Christmas dinner, you fucking fucks.

Other than that, Happy Holidays!


9 Comments:

Blogger Mike said...

I believe the technical term for butt-fuck run off is Santorum.

Blogger Tracy said...

Up in Chicago we call that type of anal seepage "blagojavich".

I recommend just punching someone right in the throat. Yeah, you'll go to jail, but the theraputic value will make it worth it. Just make sure it's a hay maker.

Blogger Christina LMT said...

I'll see you that and raise you assholes who don't tip, even after saying they'd leave me something at the front desk and that it was "the most awesome massage EVER!!!". Bastards. Fucktards. Merry fucking Christmas to them, every one.

Blogger Burfica said...

what a sweet heartfelt note. hehehehehe

Blogger foundinidaho said...

Having a bad week Todd? I am so thankful not to be in retail. I feel your pain.

Blogger Dale said...

You've got a lot of (fucking) heart and that's why I like you.

Blogger Johnny Yen said...

I think that you need to be consuming more of the product that you sell. It'll probably make you even more surly and will have the additional benefit of making the people around you more interesting. And of course, like me, you'll get a whole lot more charming and good-looking when you're drunk.

Blogger Scarlet Hip said...

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

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