Fuck you, you bunch of pushy, ignorant, annoying, rude, proudly stupid, cluelessly tacky, sense-of-entitlement-having puddles of butt-fuck runoff. Choke on your fucking Christmas dinner, you fucking fucks.
Other than that, Happy Holidays!
Other than that, Happy Holidays!
8 Comments:
I believe the technical term for butt-fuck run off is Santorum.
Up in Chicago we call that type of anal seepage "blagojavich".
I recommend just punching someone right in the throat. Yeah, you'll go to jail, but the theraputic value will make it worth it. Just make sure it's a hay maker.
what a sweet heartfelt note. hehehehehe
Having a bad week Todd? I am so thankful not to be in retail. I feel your pain.
You've got a lot of (fucking) heart and that's why I like you.
I think that you need to be consuming more of the product that you sell. It'll probably make you even more surly and will have the additional benefit of making the people around you more interesting. And of course, like me, you'll get a whole lot more charming and good-looking when you're drunk.
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
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