I submitted a picture to this site and this is what they came up with (I added the text). The original photo was taken by my cousin's lovely wife. It was Christmas day and I was holding up a glass of beer, which is why I chose "Drunk" as the caption. I didn't get drunk on Jesus' birthday, but I was pretty buzzed the next evening, so close enough.
I really like this image, because it makes me look MUCH cooler than I look in real life.