See what I did there? I called Kevin Federline "K 'Well' Fed" because he's gained a lot of weight! HAHAHAHA!
When is it okay for a fat guy like me to make fun of another fat guy? When the other fat guy is a raging douchebag like Kevin Federline, that's when.
But it isn't the bowling ball he's smuggling in his midsection that caught my attention; it's his squatty little Cotton Hill legs! Is it just those ridiculous novelty-sized ghetto shorts making his legs look like that, or did Britney Spears pay someone to remove his shins?
Either way, he's got a big gut and he's playing golf. Welcome to middle-age before thirty, Kev.