I went to a wedding Saturday night, followed by a boozy reception, followed by an even boozier afterparty at a local bar. A younger acquaintance of mine, a guy in his late twenties, decided near the end of a drunken night to ask me "Todd, do you think my wife is hot?" with his wife standing right there.
Initially, I took the high road. I said something to the effect of "Your wife is a very attractive young lady (and she is), but of course I respect the sanctity of your marriage."
However, a few seconds later his wife walked away and I couldn't help but add "But if - god forbid - you were to die, I'd fuck her on top of your coffin."