As this recent photo shows, greatest basketball player ever and known asshole Michael Jordan now sports a Hitler mustache.
The last time we saw Michael in public, he was using his Hall of Fame speech to berate every person who ever slighted him in the least. I guess he thought the only way to top that was to grow facial hair that reminds folks of history's most horrific despot. This is really disturbing, but I have a few thoughts on the subject...
- White supremacists aren't usually very bright, so I'm sure the sight of a black guy with Hitler's mustache is really fucking with their heads. Rand Paul is probably harelipped by now.
- You know you're rich and famous when not one of your close friends has the balls to tell you "Dude, you can not leave the house like that. You have a Hitler."
- Michael Jordan basically popularized the whole "shaved head as fashion statement" thing. Good thing he's retired or we'd be balls deep in the most annoying trend since men's capris.
What's next, Michael? Pol Pot's haircut? Idi Amin's military uniform? Uncle Jonathan's corn cob pipe? It boggles the mind.