Friday, November 04, 2005
Funniest Product Name Ever

I can't find a larger image on the internet, but this is a Ballcock Coupling Nut. A friend of mine works in the plumbing department at Home Depot and pointed out this brilliantly named product. I don't know what it does; I suppose it couples your nut with your ballcock.


Blogger Egan said...

Ain't it for the toilet?

I approved an electronic Volkswagen ad today titled "elderly unit special". Have fun with that.

Blogger Monkey said...

Egan wins the kewpie doll prize! The ballcock is indeed for the toilet. It provided hours of hilarity for me in days gone by.

Egan's job sounds very interesting.

that's hawt

Blogger katarina said...

I would love to see who named it.
That says a lot about a person.
I bet he wore a lot of leather.

Blogger Nick said...

I don't think you could get your willy hard enough to support the weight of that thing. And even if you could, what's the point?

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

I think it's a marital aid.

Blogger Rachel said...

Hmm, it kinda looks like...

oh nevermind.

Love you!

Blogger Egan said...

...handcuffs Rachel?

Blogger Übermilf said...

You're not Nick, you imposter!

What have you done with Nick?

Unhand him at once!

Blogger The DogGrrrrl said...

I hear they're popular in the gay community.

Blogger Nick said...

*mmmpff* *epppp*

*chair scooting noise*

*chains rattling*

Blogger Brookelina said...

I'll take two. No, three.

I'll take a case.

Blogger yournamehere said...

I think it is for the toilet. I'll bet Wilfred Brimley's name came up in the "elderly unit special" meetings.

I'm glad the ballcock coupling nut causes you to wax nostalgic.

I never thought of it that way.

probably had one of those fuzzy Village People moustaches, too.

the point would be "My penis is mighty!"

I pity that marriage.

Blogger yournamehere said...

love ya right back.

who knows? My mind is racing.

in all fairness, this Nick has commented before, although not for some time. I thought I'd lost another reader forever like all of the others I've offended/bored.

also in the Rove household, for some reason.

If you're bound, I shudder to think how you typed that comment.

you get the exclusive "cool chick" discount.

Blogger Kris said...

Dammit, Brooke. I only wanted twelve.

Blogger Nick said...

All I'll say is that my penis has carpal tunnel now.

Blogger Übermilf said...

I'm going to call you Hot Toddy.

Just because.

Hey, Hot Toddy. Are you good for what ails me? *wink*

Blogger aughra said...

And who doesn't want to couple those two things? Jeez.

Blogger yournamehere said...

there's plenty of ballcock to go around.

seems you would have typed "Someone help me, for the love of Christ!" rather than grunts and sound effects.

if happiness and contentment are "what ails you", I'm the cure.

what happens when the irresistable ballcock meets the immovable nut?

Blogger Nick said...

but I like sound effects. plus hitting random keys with my enormous penis is much easier. hitting the shift key and then the number 8 to make the asterik was an impressive feat to say the least.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You said ball, cock and nut!

Blogger yournamehere said...

I'm really sorry I brought this up.

yes. Yes I did.

Blogger Nick said...

I'm a little upset myself.

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