Tuesday, December 13, 2005
A note from my mom
Dear Reader(s) of viva las vegASS:

Please excuse my son from blogging today. He has been stricken with an unexpected case of decency, so a post would be quite difficult for him to attempt at this time.

He'll continue his obscene, blasphemous blog as soon as he's back to normal.

Thanks,

yournamehere's mom


34 Comments:

Awww, I just hate a bad case of decency.

Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

yea I've been having that too this week...
it's awful hard to shake.

I demand an explanation.

Blogger Nick said...

Dude, your mom sounds hot.

Take that, decency!

Blogger Egan said...

Hmmm, does your mom know my mom somehow?

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

I hate to say it, but I believe this note to be a forgery.

Blogger Rachel said...

Awww, that's kinda sweet. Not very, but kinda ;)

Love and miss you!

Blogger Heather said...

Oh I see how it is...you pull out the decency for your MOM, but the rest of us get the "raw" Todd?

Blogger Mushy said...

I don't know about you, but I prefer the "raw" Todd.

Blogger The real me said...

I guess that's why you missed the FFF deadline then...

Blogger Princess Steph said...

wtf?

not accteptable, you shall be indecent at all times.

Blogger MsHellion said...

Does this mean you're wearing underpants, too?

Blogger Claudia said...

Dude, your mom's a MILF!

Blogger WunEyedDog said...

yournamehere's mom -

Tell your lazy son to get his ass back in gear. Decency schmecency.

wuneyeddog

Blogger megan said...

i hope it's not permanent!

Blogger Evil Petting Zoo said...

Is this note notarized and do we have proof of signature on file if we need to compare for authenticity?

Blogger RitMeyer said...

I'm so glad I've never gotten that. It sounds so damn painful.

Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

Is Todd's mom a milf? I'll have to check my roster.

Be that as it may, there's nothing wrong with some common decency nicely peppered with some profanity.

Blogger Slutbag said...

decency? whats that? someone needs to fill me in

Blogger JJ said...

What the Christ happened?

Blogger yournamehere said...

andi,
you and me both. I'm over it now.

knitty,
it's probably harder for you to shake, since you're a decent human being.

shaken,
and you shall receive one: I had nothing to say last night. I am officially over the sense of decency. I had to go to the Home Depot on Pecos and Patrick today. That would shake the decency out of a saint.

nick,
you hate the Pixies and you disrespect my mom. For shame.

egan,
does your mom like to play Bridge?

pants,
I've never been so insulted in my life. Oh, yeah. Yes I have.

rachel,
actually, it's not the least bit sweet, but I love and miss you, too.

heather,
my mom has seen me watch University of Louisville basketball games, so she knows how profane I am, sadly.

mushy,
thanks. So do I.

real,
I can't believe it. I talked shit on JJ's blog and then completely forgot about it. Thanks for calling me on it, though.

Blogger yournamehere said...

princess,
yes ma'am. I shall start saying "cunt" again, post haste.

mshellion,
underpants? My last name ain't Trump.

claudia,
you guys realize I'm not a teenager, right? My mom is a senior citizen for Christ's sake.

wun,
my mom gave you the finger. Sorry.

megan,
no, my next post will be profane and disgusting.

evil,
uh...Jessica Alba. (Did that distract you?)

ritmeyer,
it only hurt when I peed.

ubie,
you're right. What was I thinking?

slutbag,
I so love the fact that someone named Slutbag has read and commented on my blog. Also, I would love to fill you in.

jj,
nothing. I'm in love with slutbag, dude. My sense of decency is once again dormant.

Blogger Blonde said...

My mother would have a stroke if she even knew I had a blog. To read it would definitely kill her. Hmmmmm....maybe I should tell her about it.

I hope that you get indecent soon!

Blogger Brookelina said...

I seem to have lost my blog love, so I'm taking a holiday. That doesn't stop from making comments here and there. It shouldn't stop you either.

Blogger Kath said...

What the??? It's my bday and there is no VLV post to entertain me on my special day??

Snif!

Blogger WhiteBoyBob said...

That doesn't look like your Mom's handwriting. See me after school for a damn good licking!

Blogger katarina said...

Everyone seems to be taking some time off. What the hell am I going to do while sipping my coffee in the morning? HUH?? TELL ME!

You get so many freaking comments that it takes forever for my crappy dial-up to load them.

Blogger Rachel said...

Whoa! A damn good licking? Now that sounds intriguing.

Todd, I promise to give you a damn good licking too hon!

Blogger yournamehere said...

Blonde,
I don't have as much fun as you do, but I'm still not letting my mom know I have a blog. I'm indecent now, by the way.

brooke,
I'm not taking a break. I'll have a new post up by midnight eastern time. I hope you don't stay away too long.

kath,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Are you still coming to Vegas in January?

bob,
I know you're from Great Britain and all, but here in the United States, that sounded gay.

kat,
rest assured I'll be back tonight/tomorrow. Sorry about the dial up.

Blogger yournamehere said...

rachel,
thanks for proving my point that it sounded gay coming from Bob. I'll gladly take that licking from you, however. Gladly.

Blogger Egan said...

My mom loves to play Bridge Todd. My parents used to host really smokey Bridge parties at our home in the late 70's to early 80's. Does this ring a bell?

Blogger wmy said...

Noooooooo...say it aint so!! I am gonna go through filth withdrawals...I just know it!

Blogger yournamehere said...

egan,
my mom was also in a Bunco club. Eight ladies cackling like hens.

wmy,
no, I'm going to post soon.

You know, there are times I actually make an effort to be entertaining and I don't get this many comments.

Oh, and Bob, I was just kidding about the gay thing, obviously.

Blogger Egan said...

Bunco Club huh? I haven't heard of that. What the hell is bunco? It sounds like some crappy ass discount grocery store.

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