Sunday, December 04, 2005
A Soul-Draining Meme (God. Damn. It.)
I promised a long time ago to never do another meme, but then I was tagged by meddling nuisance Mary Worth. She won't let it die; she keeps sending telegrams reminding me of my obligation. Since it's Sunday and I usually take the blogging day off, I'll go ahead and do this to get that horrible cooze off my back.

-3 names I go by:
Todd
yournamehere (online only, thank god)
jackass

-3 screen names I have:
yournamehere
the others are "secret"

-3 physical things I like about myself:
height
green eyes
still have hair on my head

-3 physical things I dislike about myself:
body
face (except eyes)
feet

-3 parts of my heritage:
German
German
various others

-3 of my everyday essentials:
coffee
angst
more coffee

-3 of my favorite musicians:
Kurt Cobain
Michael Stipe
Shannon Wright

-3 of my favorite songs:
Here's Where the Story Ends - The Sundays
Loserville - Freakwater
What Do I Get? - Buzzcocks

-3 things that scare me:
everyday life
dying alone
rats

-3 things I want in a relationship:
humor
honesty
kindness

-3 lies I tell:
"Yeah, everything's fine."
"I wasn't staring at your breasts."
"I don't know what happened to the rest of the pizza."

-3 physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to me:
face
curves
ass

-3 of my hobbies:
blogging
writing
rebel-rousing

-3 things I really want to do right now with a special someone:
find her
court her (this involves alcohol)
love her

-3 careers I've considered:
writer
wealthy gadabout
aimless drifter

-3 places I'd like to go on vacation:
San Diego
San Francisco
Seattle
(I don't like long plane rides)

-3 kids names I like:
Tristessa
Rianna
Ralph

-3 things I'd like to do before I die:
move away from Vegas
meet someone special
drink bourbon with Willie Nelson

-3 ways I'm a stereotypical guy:
like football
like beer
have a penis

-3 ways I'm a stereotypical girl:
way too sensitive
passive-aggressive
like to shop

I won't tag anyone, but if you want to waste a lot of time on something no one will comment on, feel free.


28 Comments:

Blogger Nick said...

drinking bourbon with Willie Nelson is an amazing goal. The cool thing about it, is that I bet Willie would be down. He might try and get you high too, which is an added bonus.

Blogger cake? said...

I believe you mean rabble rousing, dear. Not rebel rousing.

Good grammar is important to the ladies! Well, the right sort of ladies, anyway.

I'm sure if you work on your looks, personality, achievements, code of conduct, ethics, wardrobe, housing situation, career, woodworking skills, grooming, hair cut and posture, some lady might be interested in you some day.

Blogger yournamehere said...

nick,
it's important to have goals.

cake?,
wow, you really hurt my feelings, you heartless bitch.

Blogger MoDigli said...

"Find her, court her, ... love her" .... awwww... that was so sweet!

I actually enjoyed reading your answers, Todd. So, there! I'm glad you did the meme. :)

Blogger The DogGrrrrl said...

Sheesh, it's been days and I didnt even get a mention in your infamous blog? Hmmph.

Blogger The DogGrrrrl said...

And yes, it's rabble, not rebel. But I'm adept at rebel-arousing.

Blogger Princess Steph said...

gawd your daily angst is so hot.

missed ya Todd. you should have come to canada with us...

Blogger Brookelina said...

I should have put "sleep with Viggo" as one of my goals, but apparently I already have a bad reputation as it is.

My comment will be #8. You're beating the odds as we speak.

Blogger Jo said...

"-3 physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to me: face, curves, ass"

OMG! I'm perfect for you... I've got, like, all THREE!!!

Blogger Übermilf said...

So, when does all the courting start? I'm not busy right now.

Blogger wmy said...

Tristessa??? I can honestly say that I have never heard that name before...kinda quirky, kinda sweet...kinda scary...its perfect! lol

Blogger wmy said...

BTW...Willie Nelson is my hero!! I knew we were soul mates!! lol

Blogger Übermilf said...

Is there a female version of Todd?

Toddette?

Todine?

Toddelle?

Toddie?

I guess not.

Blogger The real me said...

I know all about your aversion to memes... remember that little one waaaaay back when... you promised to do it and then you didn't.

I'm totally pissed off at you now that you've gone and honored someone else's request.

(picture me, standing, hands on hips, really hurt look on my face)

Blogger Kath said...

I loved your answers! Damn, you just break my heart with your honesty when you write semi-seriously. And when you go off on a witty tangent, I pee my pants from laughing.

Hmmm...broken heart or pants full of pee...I need to get a life!

BTW, might be meeting up with friends in Vegas the weekend of 21 Jan. Plans aren't in stone yet, but if I can make it, first two drinks are on me :)

Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

"cake?" was mean to me too, she told me to stop talking about sex!
hmm good meme...I like green eyes. nor am I a fan of rats...

Blogger Evil Petting Zoo said...

If you're ever in Seattle you better look me up. I'll school you in the ways of polar fleece, flannel, and Birkenstocks.

Of course we'll drink tons of coffee as we pass coffee stands on every corner.

Blogger Dan-E said...

that mary worth is such a nagging cunt.

and since you had the temerity to blog on a sunday, you're gonna roast in hell.

Blogger Claudia said...

coffee, angst, more coffee...you were meant to be a writer or a poor, broke student. Also, "Cake?" can bite my curvy ass...

Blogger Übermilf said...

Where's Todd? Come back... Come BACK...

Blogger Rachel said...

Stereo-typical girls are passive-aggressive?

I think I'm just aggressive.


*hugs*

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

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Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

My soul feels drained.

Blogger JJ said...

Every novel should end like this:

Here's Where the Story Ends. What do I get? Loserville.

Blogger yournamehere said...

mo,
I'm glad you're not a cold blooded harlot like "Cake?".

doggrrrl,
rebel-arousing, huh? Good one.

steph,
my daily angst isn't nearly as hot as your daily hotness.
I would have loved to have come to Canada with you.

brooke,
yeah, someone's not being very nice to us, huh?

andi,
I rarely beat the odds, so this is nice.

jo,
you had your chance, but chose the other guy instead.

ubie,
Let the courting begin: "Hey good lookin', come here often?"

wmy,
"Tristessa" is the name of a Smashing Pumpkins song. I've always liked the name, and if my daughter didn't like it she could always go by "Tess".

ubie,
there was a female version of me, but she was so hideous she traveled with a freak show until her death from a self-inflicted gunshot wound.

real,
I'll buy you extra drinks when you visit. Also, regarding why I didn't invite you to stay at my house: There's a fine line between hospitable and creepy I'm trying not to cross.

kath,
I prefer to have a broken heart. It can't be smelled by passers-by.
Of course I would love to meet you
when you're in Vegas.

knitty,
"it" was mean to you? That is the last straw. The latest o.o.m.l. shall not be harrassed. How would you feel about a green-eyed rat?

evil,
I'll let you know if I'm ever there. I'll be the wingman you never knew existed.

dan,
you commented on Sunday, so bring the marshmallows.

claudia,
I am a writer and a poor, broke student...of life. Oh, and thanks for being the only one to defend me from the vicious personal attack.

ubie,
I left the house a few times. Sorry.

rachel,
there's nothing stereotypical about you, sweetie.

pants,
YOU WERE WARNED.

jj,
good one. Loserville might be my new favorite song ever.

Blogger The real me said...

Yeah, I guess I'd be pretty creepy...

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