Saturday, July 22, 2006
I HAD A THREE-WAY LAST NIGHT...

...at Skyline Chili.

No, I didn't bang two waitresses in the men's room; I ate one of their famous 3-way chili platters.

A 3-way consists of spaghetti, chili, and cheese. Add onion for a 4-way, which is a culinary orgy I can't handle late at night.

Did any of you read the title and actually think I had a threesome? Please. Don't you read this blog?


27 Comments:

Blogger thr said...

no, like most of your readers, we dream of a day where you blog about a menage a trois, but assume the menage a unè is the standard sexual fare.

mate

cheers
Tom

Blogger katarina said...

I could do it with out the spaghetti. Ewww.

Blogger Phain said...

did someone say threeway? *purrrrrr*

Blogger Lush said...

Ahh, I've had many a 3-way at various Skyline's in Cincinnati. I love those oyster crackers.

Blogger The Lone Rangers said...

That actually looks good, but then again it could be the pain killers...

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

Your life is so much better than mine.

Blogger Brookelina said...

I'm getting gas just looking at that picture.

Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

man that sounds good right now, but that might be the drunk talking.

Blogger little ol' me? said...

I need something to help my hangover from last night. That looks good.

Blogger Cincysundevil said...

Of course I thought you had a 3some. But in the absence of two drunken college girls, a Skyline 3way will do quite well. It's funny, but I didn't really eat that much Skyline in Ohio. Now that I'm Georgia, I could totally go for some.

Todd, you know what I miss, food-wise, about Louisville? Bearno's, Rocky's (OK, Southern Indiana, but it's the same thing really), and Skyline. Thanks for the taste of home on a dreary Saturday 1000 miles away from it.

Blogger tlsd said...

I didn't... well ok maybe for a split second...

*snuggles*

Blogger yournamehere said...

thr,
the menage a une is getting tiresome.

kat,
in most chili, I agree with you. But Skyline is like a different food group.

le chat,
I like the way you purrrr.

lush,
you must have been popular in Cincinnati.

lone,
it's probably a little of both.

spinning girl,
oh, you poor child...

brooke,
that is HOT.

knitty,
tell that drunk to calm down.

little,
it's good hangover food.

cincy,
look who's back! Did it take seeing a Skyline 3-way to get you back in action?

john,
actually, there is a brand new Rocky's on Westport Road, along with one on the river in Indiana. THe original location closed a while ago.

tlsd,
come on, you knew better.

Blogger Hulkster said...

Weird. I think of Louisville as Southern, but anyplace that combines chili and spaghetti can't be anything but the Midwest.

May God have mercy on your commode.

As the president and founder of the P.B.P.L., Professional Bowl Painting League, I think that Skyline's should sponser a competitive 3-way eating contest as the half-time show on Super Bowl Painting Sunday. My money is on the big man.

Blogger Kris said...

This is fantabulous. My lunch pales in comparison.

Blogger TubbyAZ said...

Truly fine dining would have a cheese coney as an appetizer, then 4-way onion, oyster crakers, and a root beer.

Mmmmmmmm.

I satisfy my Cincy chili jones via canned Skyline from a friend in Blue Ash.

Blogger n.v. said...

Did you get any degree-based burns on your winkus?

Blogger Cold Hands said...

That. Is. Gross.

I bet it was fantastic.

Makes my Dairy Queen food orgy this afternoon look so weak and pathetic..... which makes me happy.

Todd, you know I love you, but that's gross. The spaghetti is really what got me. Chili, onions, cheese, all fine. But spaghetti?

Blogger Tits McGee said...

Um, ew.

But I like three-ways!

Blogger yournamehere said...

hulkster,
it's both. I like to say "Southern efficiency, Northern charm."

vast,
your prayers were said in vain.

breastless in LV,
Skyline could be the local sponsor here, and perhaps the Gold Rush casino for Henderson.

kris,
you have my all-time favorite profile pic that doesn't involve female boobs.

tubbyaz,
I used to bring Skyline cans back to Las Vegas and make cheese coneys at home.

dena,
only when I think of you, babe.

cold hands,
you participated in an orgy at Dairy Queen? Did it involve Dilly Bars?

andi,
this isn't someone putting pasta into a bowl of Texas Chili. Cincinnati chili, which is what Skyline is, is completely different and acts as more of a spaghetti sauce or topping for hot dogs. You'd have to taste it to understand.

tits,
cool chicks dig three-ways.

Blogger Cold Hands said...

oh yes, there were dilly bars indeed.....

Blogger MsHellion said...

I have never heard the term "winkus" in reference to The Devil's Eye. hmmm Ya learn something new everyday I guess.

Meh, I understand. I had that "not really chili" chili in North Carolina. And I should've known that any state that does that thing they do to their bbq couldn't do much better with "chili."

Blogger FRITZ said...

that has to be the most disgusting thing i've ever seen.

michael would so eat it.

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