Thank the sweet merciful maker of heaven and earth for Coke Zero. Without it, I would weigh six hundred pounds. Really. I have no will power and if there wasn't something that didn't taste like liquid foot I'd be swilling Coca-Cola like Lindsay Lohan downs Red Bull and vodka at a trendy LA nightspot.
Most diet drinks taste like Satan's smegma, but Coke Zero is D-licious.
Oh, added bonus: Coke Zero is the world's best mixer, even better than regular Coke. I drink it with bourbon.
"Coke Zero and Bourbon: Part of a sensible diet."