The Bearded Clambake - The Quicker Picker Upper Mutherfucker
This is a clip from my favorite late-nineties Louisville Public Access show, Bearded Clambake, hosted by the always lovable Cappy Dick and his trusty sidekick Blumpie.
As you watch, keep in mind that this profane outburst was shown on basic cable. Apparently the FCC has no control over public access channels.
This is a clip from my favorite late-nineties Louisville Public Access show, Bearded Clambake, hosted by the always lovable Cappy Dick and his trusty sidekick Blumpie.
As you watch, keep in mind that this profane outburst was shown on basic cable. Apparently the FCC has no control over public access channels.
9 Comments:
This just proves my long-standing theory: there's nothing that can't be made hilarious by the inclusion of the F-word.
that's good shit...but i think i'll pass on it's tampon substitution qualities.
that is the funniest thing I've seen in a long, long time.
We don't have comic genius like that around any more.
I like this version of the commercial so much more than the original. But like Le Chat, I will also pass on the tampon offer.
if one were to use it as a tampon, would they just smoosh it into a ball and shove it up there?
that sounds not fun.
Just the right kind of laugh I needed on a cold fuckin' friday afternoon!
Have a good weekend Toddy!
hulkster,
True. I watch Bush's speeches and scream "Fuck you" at the tv screen. It's fuckin' funny.
le chat,
you are a wise (and beautiful) woman.
ubie,
I realize this is fairly witless, but it made me laugh hysterically when I used to watch it drunk.
sonrisa,
when you swear it turns me on.
sonrisa,
"I just wanted to fucken again" Oh, how I long to hear you say that in person.
ron,
when you use "fuck" and "corpse" in the same sentence, my blog moves one step closer to being flagged.
monkey,
apes wear tampons? Do you buy them at the same store where you get the roller skates?
sonrisa,
no, you got it just fucken right.
anathema,
they did some vile shit.
kendra,
it would probably be a lot of fun for the shover.
little,
you have a good fuckin' weekend too.
Great bit. Indeed the FCC has nothing to say legally about any cable channel. They only regulate what goes over the actual air. But the real beauty of public access is that the municipality and cable company can't legally control it either. Fuckin' first amendment!
Hey everyone, this is BLUMPIE!
We did not get shut down, we just got overwhelmed with the production of our little shit box of a show!
Glad you all enjoyed it.
The clip above was something I threw together late one night stoned out of my gourd to use as filler for the show. It was wacky coming up with all the voices and running with it in one take.
Best,
BLUMPIE
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