Tuesday, December 19, 2006
The Best Moment in the History of Television

This is absolutely the best thing ever televised. Ever.
Hopefully oppressed kids will memorize this and stuck up cuntbags across the nation will receive their comeuppance!


20 Comments:

Blogger miss kendra said...

when did you start writing for family guy?

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Totally. Awesome.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Totally. Awesome.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Totally. Awesome.

Blogger Brookelina said...

Kendra stole my line.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really did think it was awesome, but I didn't mean to say it three times.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew a girl like that in school... too bad I didn't have a talking dog though.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fucking problems with the comments again... so if this comes up twice, blame in on Blogger.

I knew a girl like that in high school. Unfortunately, I didn't have a talking dog...

Didn't that bitch go to Male?

Oh and from the previous post, I did mean "squaw."

Blogger little ol' me? said...

How I wish I could have said that to a few bitches in my day!

Thanks!!

Blogger Melissa said...

That was a truly beautiful tell off. And like Kendra and Brooke said, it does sound like something you'd write.

Blogger Phain said...

priceless!

tears...streaming, can't breathe, tears i tell ya :)

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love Brian.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

yip you gotta love brian - i wonder is he toilet trained?

Blogger sonrisa morena said...

i love it!!! AND i love YOU for posting it!!

Blogger Monkey said...

I worship the ground that Brian's little paws pad upon.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brian is one hell of a perro.

It's too bad that pan of brownies gets him in the future.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully this doesn't post twice since Blogger Beta sucks as much as Paris Hilton's album .. but what Brian said was so eloquent, it brought tears to my eyes. The truth hurts.

Blogger yournamehere said...

kendra,
I would have put "cunt" in there somewhere.

ddl,
you really thought that was awesome to say it three times.

brooke,
and she's stolen America's heart.

ddl,
I assumed as much.

real,
everyone should have a talking dog.

vast,
she went to Male then, she goes there now, and she'll go there in the future.

little ol',
you can still say it. Classmates.com!

melissa,
I really wish I had written this.

phain,
you have the same effect on me, but they are tears of lust.

flounder,
he's the smartest guy on the show.

ams,
I think he actually sits on the toilet.

sonrisa,
I love you for loving me.

monkey,
me too.

molly,
yeah, chocolate and dogs don't mix.

cincy,
the truth doesn't hurt when it's about someone else.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha. Brilliant.

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