Monday, December 25, 2006
Christmas Top Ten List


10. Michael Jackson Presents: The Naughty List

9. Cell phone-video footage of Lindsay Lohan blowing a Mall Santa.

8. Teddy the Red-nosed Kennedy

7. Michael Richard's Exclusively White Christmas

6. That Ain't Eggnog: A Richard Simmons Holiday Spectacular

5. Dick Cheney Shoots Santa's Face Off

4. John Kerry's Christmas With A Historical Footnote

3. Miss USA and the Three Wise Men

2. Your Cousin Came Out at Christmas Dinner, Charlie Brown

1. The Elves Who Were Falsely Accused of Rape

Merry Christmas everyone!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny shit!

And all joking aside, I hope you have a fantastic Christmas, Todd. Love ya.

Hey big man,
Merry X-mas. Hope your brother forwarded my geeting to you

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, it's okay for Lindsay to blow the mall Santa-- just claim she was loaded, check in to rehab and come out with a weepy apology.

Merry Christmas and thanks for the great reading!

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Christmas smooches
have a good one babe!

Blogger Melissa said...

Thanks for all the laughter. Hope your holiday was a wonderful one. ::kisses and hugs::

Blogger Steph said...

Merry Christmas to you too. I hope Santa was good to you xx

Blogger katarina said...

#6 is my fav!

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

I just blew coffee out my nose.

Blogger kate said...

you're an effing riot. lol. merry xmas.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You forgot about I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Clause on the here! network.

Blogger Brookelina said...

This list warms the cockles of my heart.

God, I love saying cockles.

cockles cockles cockles

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope you had a great holiday hun!!

Blogger Monkey said...

9. Cell phone-video footage of Lindsay Lohan blowing a Mall Santa.

I would pay good money NOT to see that.

Merry Belated Christmas Todd! We love you here at the Monkey House.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is the best!

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heart you soooooooooo much.

Merry Christmas, sweetie. Hope it was a good one.


Blogger Tumbleweed said...

Do you come up with this shit? You are amazing.....I will be saying that while I am sexing you up too!

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