TOP TEN WORST CELEBRITY CHRISTMAS SPECIALS
10. Michael Jackson Presents: The Naughty List
9. Cell phone-video footage of Lindsay Lohan blowing a Mall Santa.
8. Teddy the Red-nosed Kennedy
7. Michael Richard's Exclusively White Christmas
6. That Ain't Eggnog: A Richard Simmons Holiday Spectacular
5. Dick Cheney Shoots Santa's Face Off
4. John Kerry's Christmas With A Historical Footnote
3. Miss USA and the Three Wise Men
2. Your Cousin Came Out at Christmas Dinner, Charlie Brown
1. The Elves Who Were Falsely Accused of Rape
Merry Christmas everyone!
14 Comments:
Funny shit!
And all joking aside, I hope you have a fantastic Christmas, Todd. Love ya.
Hey, it's okay for Lindsay to blow the mall Santa-- just claim she was loaded, check in to rehab and come out with a weepy apology.
Merry Christmas and thanks for the great reading!
Christmas smooches
have a good one babe!
xxx
Thanks for all the laughter. Hope your holiday was a wonderful one. ::kisses and hugs::
Merry Christmas to you too. I hope Santa was good to you xx
#6 is my fav!
I just blew coffee out my nose.
You forgot about I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Clause on the here! network.
This list warms the cockles of my heart.
God, I love saying cockles.
cockles cockles cockles
I hope you had a great holiday hun!!
9. Cell phone-video footage of Lindsay Lohan blowing a Mall Santa.
I would pay good money NOT to see that.
Merry Belated Christmas Todd! We love you here at the Monkey House.
OH MY GOD! LMAO
That is the best!
I heart you soooooooooo much.
Merry Christmas, sweetie. Hope it was a good one.
SHAZAM!
Do you come up with this shit? You are amazing.....I will be saying that while I am sexing you up too!
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