Someone at work isn't too fond of our resident "wine expert".
The store manager walked up to me the other day and said "Someone wrote 'Melinda sucks one' on an empty wine box and left it on her desk."
I replied, "It wasn't me. I would have written 'Melinda sucks donkey dicks'."
The store manager walked up to me the other day and said "Someone wrote 'Melinda sucks one' on an empty wine box and left it on her desk."
I replied, "It wasn't me. I would have written 'Melinda sucks donkey dicks'."
21 Comments:
All class. That's you.
Melinda always says really nice things about you.
Perhaps someone was just stating fact.
Did she in fact, suck just one?
Your "resident wine expert" recommended something that comes from a box? Did you mean to say "wino" instead?
Ha! I thought I was the only one besides my children who uses that expression.
You wine expert is so eloquent.
Is this considered a hate crime?
Except for me, there's been nothing but women posting here.
That's the very definition of irony.
(this two-for-one insult brought to you by Nick)
I guess that's better than saying that "Melinda sucks lots of them."
nick is correct. allllll class.
all.
:)
Is Johnny Yen a woman?
But does she swallow?
Such honesty is refreshing, yet disturbing at the same time.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA...
There's nothing wrong with honesty.
You'll notice that my comment is above Johnny Yen's, Ubermilf, meaning it came before his. Also, they are time stamped.
I know it's hard to understand that he posted 69 minutes after me, but you're just gonna have to try.
Back pedal all you want, but it was quite obvious you attempted to insult me for making an error.
I submit that it was, in fact, you that made an error, for which you were justifiably insulted.
I do find it humorous that given the topic of the original post, I posted (coincidentally) 69 minutes after Nick's post.
(PS I'm not a woman)
One per day? Per hour? I think she needs the cockpatch to wean herself off them gently.
Johnny, I thought it was pretty funny too.
I came over to watch Übermilf and Nick wrastle. Because I'm like that.
one?! that's it?
i got that girl beat!
where's my prize?
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