Saturday, April 07, 2007
Career advancement
Someone at work isn't too fond of our resident "wine expert".

The store manager walked up to me the other day and said "Someone wrote 'Melinda sucks one' on an empty wine box and left it on her desk."

I replied, "It wasn't me. I would have written 'Melinda sucks donkey dicks'."


25 Comments:

Blogger Nick said...

All class. That's you.

Blogger Brookelina said...

Melinda always says really nice things about you.

Blogger Tracy said...

Perhaps someone was just stating fact.

Did she in fact, suck just one?

Blogger katrocket said...

Your "resident wine expert" recommended something that comes from a box? Did you mean to say "wino" instead?

Blogger jules said...

Ha! I thought I was the only one besides my children who uses that expression.

Blogger Melissa said...

How I love the phrase "sucks donkey dicks". It makes me giggle.

Recently, I heard the phrase "cocksling of a mouth" as an insult. Wonder if that would fit on a wine box?

Blogger Flounder said...

You wine expert is so eloquent.

Blogger Übermilf said...

Is this considered a hate crime?

Blogger Nick said...

Except for me, there's been nothing but women posting here.

That's the very definition of irony.

(this two-for-one insult brought to you by Nick)

Blogger Johnny Yen said...

I guess that's better than saying that "Melinda sucks lots of them."

Blogger miss kendra said...

nick is correct. allllll class.

all.

:)

Blogger Übermilf said...

Is Johnny Yen a woman?

Blogger Übermilf said...

Or is Nick an idiot?

Blogger Anathema said...

But does she swallow?

Blogger Steph said...

Such honesty is refreshing, yet disturbing at the same time.

Blogger The Stormin Mormon said...

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA...

There's nothing wrong with honesty.

Blogger Nick said...

You'll notice that my comment is above Johnny Yen's, Ubermilf, meaning it came before his. Also, they are time stamped.

I know it's hard to understand that he posted 69 minutes after me, but you're just gonna have to try.

Blogger Übermilf said...

How do you know my comment had anything to do with yours?

IS Johnny Yen a woman? ARE you in fact an idiot?

Blogger April said...

i thought it should be green donkey dicks.

Blogger Nick said...

Back pedal all you want, but it was quite obvious you attempted to insult me for making an error.

I submit that it was, in fact, you that made an error, for which you were justifiably insulted.

Blogger Johnny Yen said...

I do find it humorous that given the topic of the original post, I posted (coincidentally) 69 minutes after Nick's post.

(PS I'm not a woman)

Blogger DogGirl said...

One per day? Per hour? I think she needs the cockpatch to wean herself off them gently.

Blogger Nick said...

Johnny, I thought it was pretty funny too.

Blogger Monkey said...

I came over to watch Übermilf and Nick wrastle. Because I'm like that.

Blogger Crystal said...

one?! that's it?

i got that girl beat!

where's my prize?

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