Saturday, June 30, 2007
Acting strange is the best revenge
In order to fend off boredom I've decided to greet customers at work with "You aren't a thieving Welshman, are you? We don't sell liquor to Welshmen." Ought to stir things up.

(Note: I have nothing against people from Wales, so simmer down, Aunt Bea).


7 Comments:

Blogger Nick said...

Fuck Wales!!

Blogger John said...

What do Welshmen like to imbibe? You should get some promotional material (caps, t-shirts, etc.) and have them on hand. Then, when you do find a Welshman, start handing him all the stuff and then scream that he's a thieving Welshman, STOP HIM! STOP THE WELSHMAN! Then laugh and slap him on the back and ask how you can help him today.

Blogger Übermilf said...

Taffy was a Welshman
Taffy was a thief
Taffy came to my house
And stole a piece of beef.

Is Aunt Bea Welsh?

Blogger miss kendra said...

fuck bea!

no wait... i screwed that up somehow.

Blogger Tits McGee said...

If it's Bea Arthur we're discussing, I would totally tap that.

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

And then you can hit 'em with a nice, loud Cachu bant ti cachu mes!

Blogger kevin said...

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