In order to fend off boredom I've decided to greet customers at work with "You aren't a thieving Welshman, are you? We don't sell liquor to Welshmen." Ought to stir things up.
(Note: I have nothing against people from Wales, so simmer down, Aunt Bea).
(Note: I have nothing against people from Wales, so simmer down, Aunt Bea).
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What do Welshmen like to imbibe? You should get some promotional material (caps, t-shirts, etc.) and have them on hand. Then, when you do find a Welshman, start handing him all the stuff and then scream that he's a thieving Welshman, STOP HIM! STOP THE WELSHMAN! Then laugh and slap him on the back and ask how you can help him today.
Taffy was a Welshman
Taffy was a thief
Taffy came to my house
And stole a piece of beef.
Is Aunt Bea Welsh?
If it's Bea Arthur we're discussing, I would totally tap that.
And then you can hit 'em with a nice, loud Cachu bant ti cachu mes!
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