Saturday, June 30, 2007
Acting strange is the best revenge
In order to fend off boredom I've decided to greet customers at work with "You aren't a thieving Welshman, are you? We don't sell liquor to Welshmen." Ought to stir things up.

(Note: I have nothing against people from Wales, so simmer down, Aunt Bea).


Blogger Nick said...

Fuck Wales!!

Blogger John said...

What do Welshmen like to imbibe? You should get some promotional material (caps, t-shirts, etc.) and have them on hand. Then, when you do find a Welshman, start handing him all the stuff and then scream that he's a thieving Welshman, STOP HIM! STOP THE WELSHMAN! Then laugh and slap him on the back and ask how you can help him today.

Blogger Übermilf said...

Taffy was a Welshman
Taffy was a thief
Taffy came to my house
And stole a piece of beef.

Is Aunt Bea Welsh?

Blogger miss kendra said...

fuck bea!

no wait... i screwed that up somehow.

Blogger Tits McGee said...

If it's Bea Arthur we're discussing, I would totally tap that.

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

And then you can hit 'em with a nice, loud Cachu bant ti cachu mes!

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