This time I'm going way back to my college days. Keep in mind this young lady was very intelligent, or so I thought.
young lady: "I'd like to live to be 100, if only to have Willard Scott show my picture on The Today Show."
me: "So Willard Scott's never going to die, huh? The one person granted immortality, and it's a wacky weatherman."
young lady: "What are you talking about?"
me: "When you're 100 Willard Scott will be about 140."
young lady: "Well, his successor then. Jeez..."
young lady: "I'd like to live to be 100, if only to have Willard Scott show my picture on The Today Show."
me: "So Willard Scott's never going to die, huh? The one person granted immortality, and it's a wacky weatherman."
young lady: "What are you talking about?"
me: "When you're 100 Willard Scott will be about 140."
young lady: "Well, his successor then. Jeez..."
13 Comments:
i've had me some doozies too. lol.
Maybe she was thinking ala "Futurama" and Willard Scott's HEAD would wish her a happy 100th.
Could happen.
Willard Scott could be a God.
I knew what she meant.
She's hella smart. I hope you got laid.
Dumb conversation that I've had:
Me: Did you know that if a lobster loses a claw, another one will grow in it's place?
Kevin: No way.
Me: Seriously man.
Kevin: There is no way that a whole 'nother lobster is going to grow out of a detached claw.
I don't think Willard Scott could be a god, but he might be a vampire.
I don't think Willard is human, so she could be right.
Sure are a lot of Willard worshippers up in here.
Like duh and stuff.
You're too literal!
I would have made that same mistake. :/
Hmm, I guess I never did that math, either ...
Just give her some Smuckers and tell her to shut up.
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