Our First Ever "Lucky Bastard of the Month" Award

This is Tim Tebow. He's a sophomore in college, so he still has his youth; his precious, fleeting youth. He plays quarterback for the Florida Gators and is a front runner for the Heisman Trophy, the coolest looking trophy in all of sport.

But that's not why he's lucky. C'mon, just look at that girl! That's his girlfriend, folks. Sweet lord of heaven and tit, she's hot. I'd pop fifty Viagra and pogo to Florida with my cock just to masturbate to an artist's rendering of a woman who passed this young lady in the hall.

I've been advised by my attorney to add that this hot chick is probably an intelligent woman and a nice person. But really, with boobs like that, who cares? Tim Tebow is nineteen years old. He doesn't go to college parties trolling for the love of his life. He found a very attractive girl whose jig-bitties should be on our currency. That makes him DWAFM's Inaugural Lucky Bastard of the Month.