-I think the next manager of the New York Yankees should be this guy. And the weasly fuck next to him can be the pitching coach. Wow, what a typical douchebag Yankee fan. Look at those Little Orphan Annie Decoder Rings that motherfucker's wearing. And are non-assholes even allowed to smoke cigars?
-Ann Coulter, who everyone with a quarter of a brain knows is batshit insane, said some anti-Semitic comments last week. As usual, she doesn't like taking any heat for her vicious, ignorant hate-speech. Dismissing the criticism, she said "...the Jews believe that my savior, a Jew, was a raving lunatic, and you don't see me sniffling and crying."
No, Ann, we see you snarling and yelling, but that isn't the point. I'm certainly not an expert in Jewish theology, but I'm fairly sure there is nothing in their theology where Jesus Christ is referred to as a "raving lunatic". Just because a lot of people think Ann is a raving lunatic, that's no reason for her to project all over the Jews. And this just in: Jesus says to Ann Coulter, "Your savior? Bitch, please."
-Jennifer Lopez has a new CD out called Brave. Because really, is there a greater personification of bravery than Jennifer Lopez?
-I'm beginning to think that Michael Vick will get his dogs back before Britney Spears regains custody of her children.