Why couldn't this guy get his face burned off instead of the cute Canadian girl from that public service announcement?
To begin with, that is the lamest band ever. The "singer" should thank the God of whiny mancunts that any woman, regardless of credit rating, would marry him. And while his wife may not be the most fiscally responsible person, she is doing the laundry while he bitches about her in song. Put down the guitar you can barely play and fold some sheets, motherfucker!
And it seems he wouldn't have married the lucky gal if he knew she had bad credit. What a romantic.
"Well, you're a fucking deadbeat, but I won't divorce you if we can live with your parents and I don't have to do anything but play in a band that makes those guys in the Viagra ad look like the Rolling Stones circa 1966."
I feel sorry for the girl's parents. Does their ingrate son-in-law invite his unemployed band over every day? Does he write a shitty song every time he feels slighted?
"The meatloaf was dry yeah the meatloaf was dry
Because my wife's mom is a lousy damn cook.
If I had known before I married this girl
I wouldn't have given her a second look."
Really, he probably calls the drummer: "Dude, get over here. My wife just said 'no' to anal, so I wanna lay down some tracks."
To begin with, that is the lamest band ever. The "singer" should thank the God of whiny mancunts that any woman, regardless of credit rating, would marry him. And while his wife may not be the most fiscally responsible person, she is doing the laundry while he bitches about her in song. Put down the guitar you can barely play and fold some sheets, motherfucker!
And it seems he wouldn't have married the lucky gal if he knew she had bad credit. What a romantic.
"Well, you're a fucking deadbeat, but I won't divorce you if we can live with your parents and I don't have to do anything but play in a band that makes those guys in the Viagra ad look like the Rolling Stones circa 1966."
I feel sorry for the girl's parents. Does their ingrate son-in-law invite his unemployed band over every day? Does he write a shitty song every time he feels slighted?
"The meatloaf was dry yeah the meatloaf was dry
Because my wife's mom is a lousy damn cook.
If I had known before I married this girl
I wouldn't have given her a second look."
Really, he probably calls the drummer: "Dude, get over here. My wife just said 'no' to anal, so I wanna lay down some tracks."
8 Comments:
LMAO!!
that commercial really irritates me. thank you for putting my frustrations into words. :P
His band is lame as hell! But, if his chick forgot to pay the mortgage, she gets what she deserves.
Yarr!!
If he had a decent job and good credit, they could get a house anyway.
The whole premise is faulty.
Also, I would like to know exactly how your brother knows what people deserve?
If he didn't suck, credit wouldn't matter.
At least the song was upbeat, I guess.
And by "laying down tracks," he could be referring to corn-holing the drummer. Bonus!
As an advertiser my whole goal in life is to create a commercial that is so bad bloggers will go out of their way to post it on their blog and comment on it. I can't wait to use my huge holiday bonus to produce tons more just like this one!
rachel,
will you marry me AND take the wedding photos?
vast,
I don't think you listened very carefully to the words.
hot lemon,
avast ye matey.
miss kendra,
and he's a fucking bed wetter!
ubie,
I guess my brother is "The Decider".
scarlet,
dickless fuck? you mean like scissoring?
e flo,
way to stay positive.
shannon,
and, he's talentless!
jazz,
no doubt.
nick,
well I guess I fell into your little trap, you crafty devil. The ten people who still read this blog will no doubt talk about this commercial at all of their holiday gatherings and somehow, even though you had absolutely nothing to do with its production, make you a millionaire.
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