Thursday, December 13, 2007
Workplace conversation
Female cashier: "You showed up in one of my dreams last night."

Me: "I'm sorry."

Female cashier: "Yeah, I walked into a bar and you were sitting there getting drunk."

Me: "That wasn't a dream. That was a premonition."


12 Comments:

Blogger miss kendra said...

you could substitute me for you and she'd still be right.

Blogger Scarlet Hip said...

Next time get her drunk and take advantage of her.

Blogger Tits McGee said...

Drunk! Hooray!

Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

I had a dream about you, pickled beets and Donny Osmond. What does it mean?

At least you weren't wearing a pink unitard and riding a seatless unicycle.

Blogger flounder said...

Sounds like she has the gift.

Blogger EB said...

http://omg.yahoo.com/jessica-alba-boyfriend-expecting-a-baby/news/4774

Blogger Hot Lemon said...

you sucha smoovre operator...

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

hah! is funny.

Blogger Ms Smack said...

I bought a playstation game of Family Guy with Stewie as the main character. Every time it's on, I think of you.

"If you weren't sniffing glue in physics, you'd know how to escape this reflecting lights"

Blogger Steph said...

lol, you drunkard! You should have asked her if it was a wet dream....chicks have them too you know.

Blogger Rachel Schell said...

hahahaha!!

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