Female cashier: "You showed up in one of my dreams last night."
Me: "I'm sorry."
Female cashier: "Yeah, I walked into a bar and you were sitting there getting drunk."
Me: "That wasn't a dream. That was a premonition."
Me: "I'm sorry."
Female cashier: "Yeah, I walked into a bar and you were sitting there getting drunk."
Me: "That wasn't a dream. That was a premonition."
12 Comments:
you could substitute me for you and she'd still be right.
Next time get her drunk and take advantage of her.
Drunk! Hooray!
I had a dream about you, pickled beets and Donny Osmond. What does it mean?
At least you weren't wearing a pink unitard and riding a seatless unicycle.
Sounds like she has the gift.
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you sucha smoovre operator...
hah! is funny.
I bought a playstation game of Family Guy with Stewie as the main character. Every time it's on, I think of you.
"If you weren't sniffing glue in physics, you'd know how to escape this reflecting lights"
lol, you drunkard! You should have asked her if it was a wet dream....chicks have them too you know.
hahahaha!!
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