For my birthday, I want boobie pics and brownie recipes. Yes, lovely ladies of blogger, my birthday is this Saturday, September 24th, and I would like you to send me photos of your tits, your hoots, your jig-bittles. Blogger guys, I don't want photos from you, thanks oh so much, but if you have a favorite brownie recipe, please forward it.
I'll probably get a lot of grief for this request, but we're all adults here and this is obviously voluntary, so get over it.
Ladies, the photos can be your boobs in various stages of undress up to and including totally nude, which is of course preferable. I do realize some of you are shy, so if you have to be wearing a bra make it nice and lacey. Women who don't want me to even think about their breasts are more than welcome to join the guys and send brownie recipes.
As for the brownie recipes, let's try not to send the typical crap you find on the back of a can of cocoa. I want old family recipes handed down from generation to generation. Actually, I want one recipe and about fifty boobie pics, but I'll take what I can get.
I hope everyone doesn't hate me now. If so I'll be extra funny in the weeks ahead to win you back.
Email the boobie pics and brownie recipes to toddp345@yahoo.com This is my secondary email address. Anyone who has my primary address can use that if they wish.
I realize I'm going to get pictures of man-boobs and dog nuts from bitter pranksters. Deleting is easy.
Once again, no offense to anyone, I'm just getting old, I'm depressed as hell about it, and some breastage shots will cheer me up. Or I'll eat my weight in brownies and slip into a coma.
I'll probably get a lot of grief for this request, but we're all adults here and this is obviously voluntary, so get over it.
Ladies, the photos can be your boobs in various stages of undress up to and including totally nude, which is of course preferable. I do realize some of you are shy, so if you have to be wearing a bra make it nice and lacey. Women who don't want me to even think about their breasts are more than welcome to join the guys and send brownie recipes.
As for the brownie recipes, let's try not to send the typical crap you find on the back of a can of cocoa. I want old family recipes handed down from generation to generation. Actually, I want one recipe and about fifty boobie pics, but I'll take what I can get.
I hope everyone doesn't hate me now. If so I'll be extra funny in the weeks ahead to win you back.
Email the boobie pics and brownie recipes to toddp345@yahoo.com This is my secondary email address. Anyone who has my primary address can use that if they wish.
I realize I'm going to get pictures of man-boobs and dog nuts from bitter pranksters. Deleting is easy.
Once again, no offense to anyone, I'm just getting old, I'm depressed as hell about it, and some breastage shots will cheer me up. Or I'll eat my weight in brownies and slip into a coma.
35 Comments:
Can I send pics of the breasts of African tribeswomen??
Darn, man boobs would've been funny. And I don't have any good brownie recipes either, but I haven't eaten a brownie I didn't like, so they're all good to me.
Andi,
yeah, go ahead and ruin my birthday, I don't care.
d.d.,
I'm looking for the ultimate brownie experience.
nettie,
That is the enthusiasm I'm looking for! Thank you.
sorry, no boobies for you, but a sincere happy birthday wish nonetheless!
ms. pants,
Why don't you and Andi just get on a plane, fly to Vegas and kick me in the nuts? Remind me to rain on your birthday. Ha.
knitty,
"..no boobies for you." What are you, the boobie nazi? Just kidding. Thanks for the good wishes.
You better be careful or I might fly Phyllis Diller's tits to Vegas so you can enjoy them in person. Rain on my birthday would be a welcome change, I swear to god it fucking hailed half of my birthdays growing up.
Wow, so, so much wrong with that post. In a weird way reminds me of my auntie at the last family reunion, so, so much cellulite. And you dont got to worry about getting old untill you turn senile, which hopefully isnt for a while. Happy birthday and if I had pay pal, I'd give you some lapdance money. You do live in vegas after all.
Oh jeez, just go over to my blog for the boob shots....
ms. pants,
I've always wanted to meet Phyllis Diller, although I'd probably refrain from feeling her up.
mastershake,
thanks for the pity, young man.
kat,
yes, they should be yours. In fact, I wanted EVERYONE to send photos of your boobs, but I realized the sheer legistics of that would prove impossible.
aughra,
actually, your "girls" were the inspiration for this post. Thank you.
Are you gonna post the pics on the Internet? Ha, I wonder how many people are gonna actually grant you this Birthday Wish!
I will be getting all of the girls in my building to let me take pics of their boobies, with brownies wedged in between. (I will be using the brownies to entice them for the pics.)
Fun project for the week.
Look, I sincerely have the hands-down best brownie recipe in THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.
I'm not trying to be funny; I'll e-mail it to you.
You didn't specify naked or clothed as to the boobies. My picture, while clothed, is attached to my comments. Is that ok?
Sorry, Todd, but my man-jiggle-bits wherever they are located on my body are for MLA alone and the only brownie recipe I have starts with "get stoned, open wrapper..."
I'll send you some. I hope you have lots of storage in your email.
Brownie covered boobies. Got it.
alright, so don't name names, but how many pairs of boobies did ya get?
Crystal,
I will NOT post any pictures on the internet. I don't expect a lot of pictures, honestly.
bobby,
everyone wins with that project.
flesh,
I would have requested that female bloggers fly to Vegas at their own expense so I could grope their cans, but I felt I was pushing my luck with just the pictures.
ubermilf,
of course that's fine. I like me some brownies and I mention in the post that boobs in all stages are welcome.
jj,
that's okay, man. You contribute in so many other ways, sir.
canoworms,
I think my email can handle them. No pun intended, or was there?
ruben,
If I inhale air rigorously it makes me have to shit, and this isn't a sign of old age; I'll always been like that.
brooke,
if you send me boobies covered in brownie batter I swear I'll be your personal slave.
knitty,
a few positive responses, but none so far.
Sorry honey, don't think I have any ta-ta pictures.
Damn, I even took the Half-Nekkid one down.
cano',
My hero worship of you is stronger than ever.
rachel,
you still rule, babe. How about a brownie recipe?
woooowwww, talk about your wepons of masturbation, chicks and brownies just make sure you dont confuse iceing with semen
You need a hobby.
I sent a pic of my boobies to you. I am all about giving people what they want for their bday.
BTW, I am going to be in Vegas in 80 days ;). You and I are having some 'ritas together.
I haven't forgotten about the recipe; I'm trying to find it. It is handwritten, spattered, tattered and very, very loved.
I will find it.
Damn, this is an awesome idea. I know what I'll be asking for on my birthday. If you get any takers, see if they will consent to sharing with the rest of us. I like brownies and boobs, either seperately or together.
Heather, who was the comment directed twords?
dr. c,
we're all whores for something.
mastershake,
are you suggesting I might release on a pan of brownies?
heather,
thanks for the birthday wishes.
blonde,
You rule, as do your boobs.
milfesty,
looking forward to the recipe.
trevor,
I'll share the recipes, but not the pics. It's a matter of trust.
mastershake,
she was talking to me. Settle down, big guy.
Todd, will you take a belated birthday lap dance?
I'll gladly send pictures of my boobies. But they are quite furry. And I don't have nipples. Hope that's OK.
(By the way, I love the high concept of a Boobie and Brownie Birthday Party.
rachel,
uh, yes. I love belated birthday lap dances!
monkey,
primate tits, huh? I'll have to ponder that one.
It's not your birthday yet...I'll call you Saturday and breathe heavy into the phone.
Heather,
Cool.
des,
right you are. Thanks for the pic.
Good luck with that. I'm sure you'll get quite a turnout in response to your request. More boobs than brownies, I'm sure.
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