Remember when Britney Spears was attractive? And popular? Sure, she was never talented, but that's not the point. The entire world was hers before she was old enough to legally drink, and she pissed it all away for...Kevin Federline.
Britney Spears was the best-selling female pop star ON EARTH, and had the kind of ass that nations go to war over. I think it's fair to say that she could have had her pick of gentleman suitors, yet she decided to let K-Fed take a poke at her multi-million dollar cootch.
I have a cousin who works at a rendering plant in Lietchfield, Ky, and she wouldn't fuck Kevin Federline. To confirm my suspicions, I called her.
me: Hey Nadine, it's Todd.
she: Whuuut? I don't know me no Todd.
me: Your cousin. I met you at grandpa's funeral.
she: The tall fella?
me: Yeah. Anyway, let me ask you a question: Would you fuck Kevin Federline?
she: Is he that boy what works at the Dairy Queen? I already did him. He gives me free blizzards 'n shit.
me (mockingly): Naw, he's the boy what knocked up Britney Spears.
she: Ah, hell naw, he's nasty.
But Britney Spears has no problem with it. I guess she wanted to find someone less intelligent than herself. If so, mission accomplished, Brit.