Saturday, August 05, 2006
Rollin'

To add to my reputation as a real hep cat, I'm now toolin' around down in a 1991 Acura Legend. "Acura", for your information, is Japanese for "a Honda with leather seats".

Unfortunately, the car didn't come with the acid-trip background scene or the Golden Girl-ish driver.

I think next year I'll throw my car a big party, ala My Super Sweet Sixteen. But instead of having Chamillionaire play the bash, I'll get the Pixies.


20 Comments:

Blogger moi said...

oooo... leather seats!!!
(but does the aircon work?)

Blogger Lushy said...

The Price is Right girls haven't aged well.

Blogger Rachel said...

oooooh narly pic of the driver, leather seats do something to readdress the balance though

Blogger egan said...

...it's time to unpimp your auto...

Sweet ride man!

Is there room in the trunk for your evil monkey?

Blogger Scarlet Hip said...

Who's Chamillionaire?

Blogger The Lone Rangers said...

Great cars though, my niece bought hers (an 91 also) used 5 years ago. It's got a gazillion miles on it but runs great

You didn't consider the 1992 Lexus "Souped Up Camry"?

Blogger Tits McGee said...

That car is a total pussywagon.

Blogger Fella said...

"Who's Chammillionaire?!" What're you? 40?

Blogger yournamehere said...

tlsd,
the air conditioning kicks ass.

lushy,
that's because Bob Barker steals their youth.

rachel,
the leather seats are kind of worn, but the damn thing runs.

egan,
if the "Pimp My Ride" people approached me, I would run them over with my "ride".

john,
no, he lives in my heart.

brooke,
some rapper. He's originally from Jersey and moved to Florida to "educate the masses", so you two should have lots in common.

Okay, I made up most of that. He is a rapper, though.

lone,
you can't beat Toyota and Honda for quality.

monkey,
my intense hatred of car salesmen makes it impossible for me to buy a car on a lot. The Acura belonged to a guy who lives down the street. If he had also had a '92 Lexus, I would have used mileage and/or vehicle appearance to break the tie.

tits,
actually, it's a "women who've been emotionally battered by life and have drastically reduced their expectations"-wagon.

nick,
Brooke is about two weeks older than me, and it totally shows.

Is there room in the trunk for Tina Yothers?

Blogger dizzy von damn! said...

chamillionaire is the worst rapper name ever.

Blogger sonrisa morena said...

congrats on your car!!! how about YOU take the 6 hour drive to try out the orchata smoothie ;-)

Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

my honda has leather seats.

My Jeep has a wiggly seat that isn't safe because I'm too lazy to bolt the thing down. Oh, and it has all kinds of fast food stains. Do I win something?

Blogger yournamehere said...

orville,
I'm sure you could have afforded a brand new Acura. You know, before you died.

john,
it's an Acura, not a Lincoln Continental.

kendra,
one time a friend and I cut some drunken rap songs in his basement. Since I was suffering from severe allergies at the time, I named myself Sneezy T. THAT is the worst rap name ever.

orville,
oh, now you're just being silly.

sonrisa,
you want me to drive to Chicago in a fifteen-year-old car? Do you want me to die? I hope to visit Chicago within the year, but I'll fly.

knitty,
well, thanks for ruining this post. Do you feel better about yourself now?

john,
My internal organs have all kinds of fast food stains.

Blogger Ubermilf said...

Are you mocking Acuras? Do you know for sure that Honda still owns the Acura line? Did you research it?

Well, if no one wants a 1991 Acura, and no one buys a 1991 Acura, they'll just stop making the 1991 Acura. That's called the Free Market System.

Blogger Tits McGee said...

You totally win, Übie.

Blogger Fella said...

she totally does.

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