Tuesday, September 26, 2006
A little Q and A
Q: What do a stock broker driving to the Hamptons in his Mercedes and a teenage girl using her daddy's credit card at Abercrombie have in common?

A: They're both more "punk rock" than Good Charlotte.

Q: Why did U2 play to celebrate pro football's return to New Orleans?

A: There isn't a better way to honor the city's rich musical heritage than having a rock band from Ireland reopen the Superdome.

Q: Did an albino midget live a few streets away from me when I was a kid?

A: Yes. He was vertically and pigmentally challenged. And it was rough for the guy. I lived in a neighborhood where people would just walk up to him and say "Hey, lookee there, we got ourselves a fuckin' albino midget. You should done go and join the circus."

Finally, let's help out a friend of mine. My friend Livi is studying fancy book-learnin' at one of them universities, and she's writing a paper. The topic, and the last question, is as follows:

Q: What is the difference between chicks and women?

A: This is where you come in. Give Livi the benefit of your brilliant insight. Post your answer and maybe it will be sited in an honest to god academic tome.


women = chicks we don't want to bang
chicks = chicks we do want to bang

No need to muddy the water with anything deeper'n that.

Blogger Tits McGee said...

Frankly, I'd rather have a little T and A.

I agree with you about Good Charlotte, though.

Blogger Nick said...

Nothing. They are synonyms. Anyone who thinks otherwise is trying too hard to find subtext in a simple epithet. The only difference I can think of would be the age of the person using the word. A person of an older generation would not be as apt to use "chick" simply because it isn't as prevailing as other slang terms in the parlance of their time.

Blogger katarina said...

Chicks are tiny and yellow.

Women are much taller and many different colors.

Blogger Flounder said...

Chicks are young and interchangeable.

Women are more mature and you can actually differentiate between them.

Blogger Übermilf said...

Chicks are on an endless, fruitless quest to attract and please a man regardless of their own thoughts and desires.

Women are who they are, and if you don't like it, go fuck yourself.

Ubie, he wrote chicks and WOMEN, not chicks and cunts. Don't take that the wrong way. I dig you and you're not the latter.

Blogger Rachel said...

What the fuck is this serious academic shit?

Blogger miss kendra said...

chicks have their thongs hanging out of their pants.

women know better.

Blogger Liv said...

I love you for posting this Todd!!!

Blogger tlsd said...

Chicks can have dicks.
Women can't.

Blogger Übermilf said...

I think TLSD has the answer.

And anyone who doesn't agree can go fuck himself.

Blogger MMM said...

There is no difference between chicks and women.

We just think that there is a difference.

Blogger JJ said...

Chicks haven't had children yet.

Chicks still hear the siren song of danger.

Women live in the suburbs.

Blogger Nick said...

I heard the Siren Song of Biscuits and Gravy this morning.

Blogger MsAPhillips said...

Women can choose to be chicks, when it's fun.

Not all chicks can be women, which can be really sad.

I'm with Ubie.

Blogger aughra said...

That first one is fucking brilliant.

Blogger lulu said...

Women is the default term for female humans over about 18 years of age.

I can't think of a situation in which I would use the term "chick" unless it was something like "Some chick cut in front of me in the bathroom line" I would never use it seriously.

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