Tuesday, April 24, 2007
What a tra-la-la-GOON-dee-ay

In an obvious attempt to win Moron of the Century honors, a twenty-year-old University of Louisville student called in a bomb threat to the school. I guess he was trying to scare people in the wake of the Virginia Tech shootings, which would make him a mean-spirited spunk stain and a world class fuckforall.

According to the Louisville Courier Journal online:

James Armond Huber of Clarksville, Indiana, was arrested on suspicion of telephoning false information about an alleged attempt to bomb U of L, according to a statement from the FBI.

No bomb was found.

Agents said Huber called the U of L police last week to say he had received an e-
mail that said: “There is a bomb at our university, hope you find it.”

But agents said they determined the e-mail was from an account that Huber had opened 10 minutes before the e-mail was sent.

Oh, the hilarity! His breadcrumb trail of stupidity led the feds right back to his dumb ass. Personally, I think they should strap him to a real bomb and throw him in the middle of the Ohio River. We could all gather on the riverfront and drink overpriced beer and eat fried dough and watch him explode. Anyone who catches a body part gets a hat or something.

To sum it all up, I give you the priceless words of an anonymous commenter on the Courier Journal's online forum: "Now he gets to spend some time making Indiana's ugly ass license plate."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That's funny without any mention of the brutal prison sex he'll be subjected to.



13 Comments:

Blogger brookelina said...

Mmmmm....fried dough.

Blogger Tracy said...

mmmm...body parts.

Blogger katarina said...

mmmm...prison sex.

Blogger Chris said...

mmmm...license plates

mmmm....breadcrumbs.

Blogger Nick said...

Anyone who catches a body part gets a hat or something. Pure gold, sir.

Blogger miss kendra said...

mmmm... blogging.

Blogger Cold Hands said...

Pure genius on James Armond's part, perhaps one day he will consider running for office (it totally would not suprise me.)

mmmmmmmmm...Todd

Blogger Melissa said...

What would the commemorative hats say?

Mmmmmm...humor.

Blogger Alex said...

You know what, Todd? The last few posts give me the distinct feeling that you've got your groove back! That can only be good...

Blogger Nick said...

what a douche.

Blogger Übermilf said...

I blame Karl Rove.

Blogger Johnny Yen said...

I'm with Ubermilf. Blame Karl Rove whenever possible.

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