Sunday, January 27, 2008
HA HA HA

Why are Calvin and Hobbes laughing? Because they just found out that the annoying redneck hillbilly manager where I work, the one who made everyone's life a hell with her immense stupidity, was fired for stealing.

To be more specific, she was fired for stealing from the Coke machine! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Only a fuck-brained trailer trout would risk her job to steal coins! I guess her meth dealer takes loose change.

This woman was a nitpicking twit who browbeat employees for the slightest real or imagined transgression, all the while stealing her fortune one quarter at a time. She was truly a criminal mastermind. And by "criminal mastermind" I mean "slurry-witted yokel."

Well, as the late actress Jane Ace once said, "Time wounds all heels."


26 Comments:

What a moron. You'd at least hope she would steal a decent bottle of hooch. Two questions: How did they catch her, and did you get to witness her being escorted from the building and laugh in her face?

Blogger Hot Lemon said...

that'll learn'd 'er!!

Blogger Scarlet Hip said...

I bet she sues for wrongful termination. Not that she would know what that means.

Blogger Übermilf said...

yes, details!

"Times Wounds All Heels" is a Nick Lowe song as well.

Blogger yournamehere said...

There aren't a lot of details. There was some sort of sting operation involving our store manager and one of the district managers. The DM would come by after store hours, allegedly to solve some sort of computer problem but actually to count the Coke Machine money; to which redneck had the only access.

I was off on Friday when it happened. I would have made a special trip in just to see her walk out for the last time.

Blogger John said...

That's a perp walk must-see. You could have bought everyone a coke to sip during the entertainment.

Blogger katrocket said...

I do love me a good come-uppance story.

Blogger KT said...

ha! what a dumb bitch. lol.

Blogger The Mortgage Chick said...

C'mon, dumb is right! work in a likka store, steal the likka! Fucking change? Maybe I'm underevaluating what you can get from a Coke maCHEEN. Hmm. bottle of Couvoisier, Ketel One... I'm thinking that's more worthy but hey, my life revolves around the juice.

I'm glad your life will be more pleasant.

Blogger Tits McGee said...

Congrats, baby.

Blogger Steph said...

Ahahahahaha! Thank you for restoring my faith in Karma.

Blogger Ian McGibboney said...

Congratulations!

Blogger ginonymous said...

god, it's like some sort of sweet, divine justice, eh? not as good as revenge, but still pretty juicy.

Blogger Cold Hands said...

Hahaha - sweet!

Are you in line to take her place so you can begin building your evil empire?

Blogger miss kendra said...

maybe she was addicted to the magic fingers bed.

that's a rough life.

Blogger JL said...

Just letting you know I've been reading your blog for years and finally linked you.

JL.

Blogger Übermilf said...

I've been reading you for years and I finally liked you.

Blogger Nick said...

Zing!

Blogger Ian McGibboney said...

I've been reading you for years AND I've had you linked for years.

NOW who's the Tom Brady of the this thread?

(This is my attempt to jinx Tom.)

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

Dreams do come true!

Blogger Ambitious Blonde said...

It's totally like getting a hug from the Baby Jesus when idiots like that get to do the Walk Of Shame with the security guards. :)

Blogger The Stormin Mormon said...

What a jackass...

From the fucking Coke machine. Seriously?

Blogger Johnny Yen said...

Things like that make me reconsider my athiesm and consider that there might be a kind and just god.

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