Why are Calvin and Hobbes laughing? Because they just found out that the annoying redneck hillbilly manager where I work, the one who made everyone's life a hell with her immense stupidity, was fired for stealing.
To be more specific, she was fired for stealing from the Coke machine! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Only a fuck-brained trailer trout would risk her job to steal coins! I guess her meth dealer takes loose change.
This woman was a nitpicking twit who browbeat employees for the slightest real or imagined transgression, all the while stealing her fortune one quarter at a time. She was truly a criminal mastermind. And by "criminal mastermind" I mean "slurry-witted yokel."
Well, as the late actress Jane Ace once said, "Time wounds all heels."
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What a moron. You'd at least hope she would steal a decent bottle of hooch. Two questions: How did they catch her, and did you get to witness her being escorted from the building and laugh in her face?
that'll learn'd 'er!!
I bet she sues for wrongful termination. Not that she would know what that means.
yes, details!
"Times Wounds All Heels" is a Nick Lowe song as well.
That's a perp walk must-see. You could have bought everyone a coke to sip during the entertainment.
I do love me a good come-uppance story.
C'mon, dumb is right! work in a likka store, steal the likka! Fucking change? Maybe I'm underevaluating what you can get from a Coke maCHEEN. Hmm. bottle of Couvoisier, Ketel One... I'm thinking that's more worthy but hey, my life revolves around the juice.
I'm glad your life will be more pleasant.
Congrats, baby.
Ahahahahaha! Thank you for restoring my faith in Karma.
Congratulations!
god, it's like some sort of sweet, divine justice, eh? not as good as revenge, but still pretty juicy.
Hahaha - sweet!
Are you in line to take her place so you can begin building your evil empire?
maybe she was addicted to the magic fingers bed.
that's a rough life.
Just letting you know I've been reading your blog for years and finally linked you.
JL.
I've been reading you for years and I finally liked you.
Zing!
I've been reading you for years AND I've had you linked for years.
NOW who's the Tom Brady of the this thread?
(This is my attempt to jinx Tom.)
Dreams do come true!
It's totally like getting a hug from the Baby Jesus when idiots like that get to do the Walk Of Shame with the security guards. :)
Things like that make me reconsider my athiesm and consider that there might be a kind and just god.
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