Thursday, May 08, 2008
A Day in the Life of the Guy From the Cialis Commercials
Have you seen this commercial: A man pops a boner pill and is about to schtup his wife right on the living room couch. Suddenly, their college-aged daughter appears unannounced to drop off a pile of her soiled panties and interrupt the "romance".

Here's what happened after the cameras stopped rolling:

Cialis guy
"Honey, uh...welcome home. What a pleasant surprise. Did I not pay your cell phone bill this month so maybe you could call ahead?"

Daughter
"Ohmygod, dad! You have an erection! Oh god, turn around or put a pillow over it or something!"

Wife
"Your dad and I were preparing for coitus, dear. I was bracing myself for a Cialis-induced pounding."

Daughter
"I think I'm going to be sick."

Wife
"Granted, it isn't very big, but he tries so hard."

Cialis guy
"HEY!"

Daughter
"Mom, I don't have the short-dick problem any more since I went to college and discovered something I like to call 'black guys'."

Wife
"Now honey, don't stereotype. I slept with dozens of black men before I met your father, and while some of them possessed huge ebony shafts that seemed to be made of steel, others were barely average."

Daughter
"Well I guess I've just been lucky. Very lucky."

Cialis guy
"Must you two have this conversation in front of me?"

Daughter
"Relax, dad. Size isn't as important to me as a guy who knows how to eat the pussy."

Wife
"Amen! Your father uses his tongue on me so infrequently you'd think my clit was a habanero pepper."

Cialis guy
"Ok, that's it. I'm going upstairs to masturbate."

Daughter
"Gross. That's an image I'll take to my deathbed."

Wife
"Yeah, keep that to yourself."


8 Comments:

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

I'm going to use the phrase "huge ebony shafts" in my next drug inducted overshare with my mother.

That's nasty.

Blogger dizzy von damn! said...

lololol huge ebony shafts and habanero peppers.

BWA HAHAHA.

Blogger John said...

You have outdone yourself with this masterpiece, sir. Well played.

Blogger country roads said...

This made me snort laugh.

Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

I thought the people in that commercial were black.

Blogger Scarlet Hip said...

I thoroughly enjoyed this post. Except for the line, "Your dad and I were preparing for coitus, dear." That made me throw up a little.

Blogger Tracy said...

Talk about an overshare, my GRANDMOTHER shared with me that hubby no. 2 was limper than liberace's wrist. My horrified expression is just now starting to soften.

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