Monday, March 28, 2011
I'll Try to Do Better
I haven't blogged in a while, huh? I know blogging regularly is like paying a hundred bucks for a DVD player, but I'm going to go ahead and try to blog a few times a week; if only for my own sanity.

I don't have to deal with as many dumbfuck customers as before, but the other day I encountered quite the mental sprite. I was in the beer cooler when he walked in. I was feeling charitable so I asked him how his day was going.

"Heh heh, ever' day's a good day when y'ur gettin' al-key-hawl."

Yeah, that's how he pronounced alcohol. Al-key-hawl. And I'll bet he has children.

This is hardly a triumphant return to the world of blogging, but it's getting quite late and I have to be at work early tomorrow. I'll be back sooner next time.